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((Gonna wait a few more months to see if it's worth reviving the alcoholic motherfucker))

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((Man, I wish they'd at least keep Amara's skin tone right))

Moxxi Headlines in New Borderlands Comic Book

Dark Horse, in collaboration with Gearbox Entertainment, has announced a new comic book set in the Borderlands universe. Borderlands: Moxxi's Mysterious Memento is written by Amy Chu, illustrated by Mike Norton, colored by Heather Breckel, and lettered by Deron Bennet.

"Former celebrity and current badass Siren Amara misses the fame and excitement of her glory days. Nowadays, common stooges don’t know who they’re messing with—though they’ll soon find out. In order to reclaim the highs of her former heroics, she needs a gig. Luckily, Moxxi needs help recovering a mysterious artifact!" (Dark Horse)

Borderlands: Moxxi's Mysterious Memento #1 (of 4) goes on sale on Novebmer 13, 2024.

(Image via Dark Horse - Cover of Borderlands: Moxxi's Mysterious Memento #1)

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"T'not be grumpy, for starters. Go to th'beach, dunk your head, cool off that cranky ass o'yours."

"Its hot and I'm grumpy. What do you want from me?"

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Diego Luna

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Mordecai smirked; he was just proving his point. "By th'fact ya gettin' all huffy 'bout nothin'. It ain't that serious, my guy."

"I'm not the one that sits in a perch all day and drinks his ass off. And you're nothin' but bone. You're too weak to fight with your own hands so you sit up high like a coward and use a stupid gun. There's the longer fuckin' version, you old fart!"

"Where in the fuck did you get the idea that I'm fuckin' fragile?!"

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"... seriously? That's th'best comeback you've got? You want more time t'work on that one?"

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"Like an egg. Fragile as fuck and smelly if you leave it in the sun for too long."

"!!! NO, that's you! Skinny-ass!"

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((A reminder that this sniper grandpa is pansexual and alcohol-romantic.))

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Hi all! I'm raising money to cover the costs for my legal name + gender change on Ko-Fi!

I'm Kar! I've been going by that name since 2009, and came out as nonbinary in 2016. But I'm getting tired of HR bullshit at work.

I found out New York State will allow me to petition my change without a lawyer (unless the court contests it, but we'll cross that bridge if it happens). I found a pro-bono service that will help me prepare the forms, but I will need to pay the County Clerk a fee to file it. (My Aunt's place is RIGHT near the supreme court building that will be judging it, but the clerk's office there is for criminal cases; if I can't eFile, then I need to go all the way to the other side of the Island to the County Clerk's office...)

I'm raising $250-- that's the Clerk's fee and gas money for my mom to drive me all the way out to the Clerk's office since our County Clerk is out of the way from us.

Commissions will count toward it as well!

If you can't help financially, a boost is just as good as well!

0/$250

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((I forgot how fucking good the Battleborn soundtrack is))

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Happy Star Wars Day! May the 4th be with you!

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[IT'S A RUN-BY BAPPING]

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yeah i dual-wield

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Diego Luna by Robin Holland, 2002

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i know i’m late to the barbie movie party but i was requested to draw Mordecai in Ken’s hoodie and couldn’t help myself

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((I approve my new icon because it is so accurate))