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trying414 · 2 hours
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Damian: They were annoying, it almost triggered my fight or fight response.
Tim: You mean fight or flight?
Damian: No, I mean fight or fight. I’m not a damn bird, Drake.
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trying414 · 14 hours
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Someone please have a conversation with me
I need enrichment
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trying414 · 14 hours
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@queenkaiju your lazy ass
Made me find this shit myself
Luckily this links to the other one
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More dms between me and my lovely ibff @trying414
<3
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trying414 · 15 hours
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Welcome to Gotham, the greatest city in the world, where we have smells like:
• Exhaust fumes
• Chemical waste
• Eggs
• Weed
• A porta potty at Lollapalooza
• Batburger fryer grease
• Day-old opened beer
• Anime convention BO
• Strangely alluring flowers
• Something burning
• Microwaved fish
• Corpses
• Sewage
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trying414 · 23 hours
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Check reblogs for additional parts
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trying414 · 1 day
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Bruce: Hey guys, why are you all standing on chairs? Are you playing a game?
Duke: Yeah, we’re playing “we saw a big-ass spider and don’t know where the fuck it went”.
Bruce: *scrambles onto a chair*
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trying414 · 1 day
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[in a Zoom meeting]
Barbara: *checks to make sure she's on mute*
Barbara: *checks to make sure she's on mute*
Barbara: *checks to make sure she's on mute*
Barbara: *checks to make sure she's on mute*
Barbara: *checks to make sure she's on mute*
Bruce: *calls on her*
Barbara: *can't find the mute button to unmute herself*
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trying414 · 2 days
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I'm on time posting this solely because I saw it on April 1 and scheduled it
happy deathday to my baby boy😢sorry I'm late again.
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trying414 · 2 days
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We're back! And stronger than ever <3 We know the wait is excruciating every year, so no beating around the bush: Let's make 2024 the year where we show canon what it fumbled!!
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Most importantly, enjoy yourself! Don't stress over this fun event! If you fall behind, no worries, post it whenever. Marichat runs all year in our hearts, so why not post it whenever you complete it at your own pace? Take care of your health <3
Calendar in text:
First Sight
Balcony
Protective Marinette
Rescue
Secrets
Trust
Cheek Kiss
Oblivion
Movie Night
Sleepover
Hide Place
Promises
Roses
Letters
Snow in May
Lies
Deal
Secret Relationship
Anniversary
Dancing
Catnap
Lullaby
Waffles
Ice Cream
Makeover
Vintage Clothes
Poison
Dress-Up
Angelic/Demonic
Prince
Soulmates
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trying414 · 2 days
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Tim: Trees live underground and use the above-ground part as a snorkel.
Duke: I fucking guess.
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trying414 · 2 days
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“I will give you the power you seek,” the Fae lady said, “but in exchange, I will take your firstborn child.” “Alright, so when do you want to meet my parents?” “Wait, what?” “When do you want to get married?” “Hold on, now…”
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trying414 · 3 days
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Jason, covered in blood: haha it’s fine, I’m fine, everything is fine
Dick: Jason I mean this in the nicest way possible, you are the most mentally fucked up person I know
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trying414 · 3 days
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We have Bruce doing Good Dad™ things but what about Neutral Dad™ things
Mowing the lawn while drinking a cup of coffee
Standing outside and staring at an oncoming storm
Sneezes that get louder with each kid he adopts
"Hold this light while I fix this"
"Do NOT touch the thermostat"
Falling asleep on the recliner while watching a show that he'll pretend to hate when the kids ask about it
Matching cargo shorts, socks, and sandals with Clark every time they're in Smallville
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trying414 · 3 days
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Riddler: Ah, yes. I’ve been expecting you.
Bruce: What? How’s that possible?
Riddler: By staring at that door continuously for hours. Something was bound to happen.
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Most ironic photos
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