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The Fallout TV Shows Gulper Is Terrifying

I just watched episode 3 of the Fallout TV show and this thing is just. . . . WHYYYY!?!

In Case You didn't notice IT'S MOUTH IS FILLED WITH HUMAN FINGERS!!!!!! (here's a different picture 😊)

Anyway Just wanted to say how much this both deeply upsets and intrigues me.

I mean why does it have fingers in it's mouth? Since when were there gulpers on the West Coast? Why is it an axolotl? Why in God's name is its mouth full of fingers?!?? I thought gulpers only existed because of Far Harbor's fog, is that not the case?

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fucked up spongebob undertale au lol

(plus spamtoing deltarune with mr krab)

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One Simple Question.

I stand before you today with one question, how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

To answer this question we must first know the definition of chuck. Merriam-Webster defines the verb Chuck as;

1. Pat,Tap

2. Toss,Throw

3. Give Up

For the purpose of answering the proposed question I will be using definition #2. With definition #2 we must recognize the fact that woodchuck can in fact chuck wood as any creature capable of picking up objects can. Despite the fact that woodchucks can chuck wood it is still believed that they cannot, a conclusion that I have drawn from the section of the original question, "... if a woodchuck could chuck wood" which implies that they cannot. I believe the general populous being unaware of the woodchuck's ability to chuck wood is a result of the woodchuck's unwillingness to chuck wood.

In conclusion the answer to the question, How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood, is a woodchuck would chuck no wood as any woodchuck could chuck wood but a woodchuck wouldn't chuck wood.