#Woodchucks?

[fucxingcuties]

The Woodchuck by Sam Pink 

[trynots]

One Simple Question.

I stand before you today with one question, how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

To answer this question we must first know the definition of chuck. Merriam-Webster defines the verb Chuck as;

1. Pat,Tap

2. Toss,Throw

3. Give Up

For the purpose of answering the proposed question I will be using definition #2. With definition #2 we must recognize the fact that woodchuck can in fact chuck wood as any creature capable of picking up objects can. Despite the fact that woodchucks can chuck wood it is still believed that they cannot, a conclusion that I have drawn from the section of the original question, "... if a woodchuck could chuck wood" which implies that they cannot. I believe the general populous being unaware of the woodchuck's ability to chuck wood is a result of the woodchuck's unwillingness to chuck wood.

In conclusion the answer to the question, How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood, is a woodchuck would chuck no wood as any woodchuck could chuck wood but a woodchuck wouldn't chuck wood.

[babyanimalgifs]

Chonky

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[hbomaxx]

How it started vs How it's going

Hacks 3.09 Bulletproof

[mammalianmammals]

Groundhog aka Woodchuck (Marmota monax), family Sciuridae, Eastern U.S.

photograph by Courtney Celley/USFWS

[weirdglassthing]

Huey and Gosalyn have some summer camp fun!!

This may have something to do with a comic idea I had

Ironically this is my last post before I go to summer camp (I kind of hope there are no glowing eyes in the woods but c’est la vie)

I will be back in a week hopefully with more ducktales art!!

Bonus:

(No, no he should not be)

[facts-i-just-made-up]

How much wood WOULD a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

I woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood. But with modern deforestation, that's less and less each year. That's why I'm teaming up with Greenpeace to deface world heritage sites.

[gallusrostromegalus]

If one were to print out a large amount of fanfics, how well-fortified would the resulting slash pile be after the introduction of a family of woodchucks?

While I appreciate the pun, the answer is not very because the thing that makes paper take ink so well is also the thing that makes it not very structurally stable .

[tealottie]

Design on RedBubble! Click Here!

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I had to fight an evil, orphan hunting woodchuck named Steve in the middle of Golden Corral just so I could get to the chocolate fountain. Then, when I got to the fountain, it was actually really old fondue.

[dragoncuspid]

GIANT Groundhog in my yard….found out who’s been eating all my sunflowers 🌻 (Marmota monax)

(Photos taken by me on FujiFilm x-t30)

[adventurelandia]

"Junior Woodchuck's Guide" Wonderful World of Disney vol 2 #1 (1970)

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Penn Badgley as Woodchuck Todd EASY A (2010)

[sometimes-they-come-back-237]

“I've held on so tight, now you're holding on to me // For the first time in a long time, something feels like home finally // Standing here now, so sure I know // This is where I belong // Seems like forever I've been searching // Like I've known all along, love is the answer in a sea of questions // All my worry is gone // This is where I belong”

“Where I Belong” / A Week Away

[ducklooney]

It's been a while, but happy birthday again to one of my favorite comic book writers and artists, especially Donald Duck and Uncle Scrooge comics. And that is certainly Don Rosa. Happy 72nd birthday Don Rosa and thank you for the best comics!

And yes, his comics are not Ducktales and that should be clearly separated.

[flakatita]

Memories.

Unca Donald, if you’re in the photo, then who took this?

Request prompt from @minaduck : Huey and Donald! Thanks for the request, friend!