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*crawling through the dirt bleeding out* boobs... i need to see.. boobs..
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i love the -with mama trend but sometimes i get sad because that is clearly papa and he aint getting any credit raising those darn kids...
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Social anxiety Is so funny you'll really be wondering "is it normal to get your clothes dry cleaned?" Yeah brother they built a whole business around it called "dry cleaning"
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Only two ADHD tasks
1) this task will take me five minutes but I couldn’t possibly do it because I have an appointment in six hours
2) this task will take five hours but I’ll just do it first thing in the morning before I leave
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at times when the world's wretchedness threatens to overwhelm, i remind myself firmly that despite all else, it is within my power to go to the chinese grocery store frozen section and buy an utterly enormous bag of dumplings. and that helps
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a quick “why is my life so bad” checklist
how’s your sleep schedule
have you eaten or drank anything besides sugar and caffeine
how long have you been sitting in one spot
have you gone out in public recently
have you taken a shower/brushed your teeth/groomed yourself properly
have you spent time doing an activity that doesn’t involve a screen
etc
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got hit by the blade that cuts anything in twain, but it just passed through me and im not hurting?
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the difference in the comments on Amaury Guichon (the chocolate guy)’s YouTube vs the notes on tumblr is so funny.
on YT everyone’s like: “amazing!!! one of the most talented artists of our time!”
on Tumblr it’s like: “he’s done it again. we’ve gotta kill this guy.”
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