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Did someone do thuise already

Happy pride to all of dang y’alls….

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Love some miserable Elon in the morning

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I AM SCREECHING AMAZON PRIME/PARAMOUNT+ KEEPS FLASHING THIS SPLIT SECOND CLIP OF A PEPPERONI PIZZA FROM LITTLE CAESAR'S IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS SCENE 😆😭🤣💀

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I'm going to learne everything

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tradegy...

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Homestar Runner, Mystery Science Theater and Space Ghost Coast to Coast is superwholock for people who listen to They Might Be Giants

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this is leagues funnier than the uncorrupted gif

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In honor of Jimmy Carter dying this is all I could ever think of hearing him mentioned

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i loooooooooove fallout 4 nexusmods so much they look like if cops were a race in world of warcraft

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The call is coming from inside the mouth

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Musk: [calling Grimes at 3 in the morning] Tell them. Tell them I'm good at video games and I will give you sixty million dollars

Grimes:

Musk: or I detonate the chip in the baby's neck

Grimes: [long exhalation] seventy million

I had to take this screenshot myself because I was so convinced it wasn't real

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the best pink floyd songs are the syd barrett stuff where he’s just ranting about gnomes

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2018 tumblr post:

1: why do they call it a boner when theres no bone in it

2: there used to be

3: why does this sound so ominous

2025 tumblr post:

1: forward my shambling soldiers and slay without thinking. let blood flow into every crevice of this rotten land

2: yes my lady

3: yes my lady

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i’ve had these posts looping like this for hours

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BREAKING: Trump Announces Plan to Increase Nation's Kief Reserves by Mandating Nickles in All Grinders, Effective Immediately

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Donald Trump has just signed a new executive order mandating the presence of a nickle in all American-made grinders, sources report. "You open up the average grinder - terrible thing, maybe fifteen bucks off Amazon - and what do you see? No kief! It's an embarrassment, really. These people, terrible people, they should be embarrassed," he was quoted as saying. Our reporter's questions about how this mandate would impact "those dogshit $5 transparent plastic two-piece jawns you get at the gas station next to the crack pipes" went unanswered. President Trump also stated that he planned to have the CDC make an announcement that "holding in the bong rip gets you higher", against the advice of leading scientists in the field. We'll keep you posted on this story as it develops.

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