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The Tsaritsa’s Fake Moustache
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tsaritsas-fake-moustache · 2 years ago
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We haven’t seen Neuvillette’s dragon form because it’s just a worm on a string and he’s embarrassed about it.
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tsaritsas-fake-moustache · 2 years ago
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The traveler could dive in any nation, but, after spending so long only on the water’s surface, they don’t realize there was anything underneath. They think that what they see in Fontaine is unique to that region because they don’t want to re-examine the way they always assumed Teyvat functions.
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tsaritsas-fake-moustache · 2 years ago
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Kokomi actually has a pyro vision, much to her dismay. This is the best kept secret of Watatsumi. Kokomi has tried to tell a few close friends, but no one has believed her yet.
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tsaritsas-fake-moustache · 2 years ago
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Paimon knows that gravity doesn’t effect her, but she doesn’t know that she can transfer a bit of her ability to those around her, causing her friends to end up accidentally walking on ceilings with some frequency, completely unaware that anything is unusual. This is why the Traveler thinks that things are upside down so often, they are just too arrogant to consider the fact that it might be them who is upside down.
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tsaritsas-fake-moustache · 2 years ago
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The people of Sumeru forgot that there was ever a greater lord Rukkhadevata, but they still refer to their Kusanali as “lesser lord.” This is because, with Scaramouche erased from history, no one distributed delusions to the soldiers of Watatsumi island. Teppei survived and, after the war, moved to Sumeru where he accidentally convinced the Academia that he was a god. He is now worshiped as “greater lord Teppei,” and lives in Vimara Village.
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tsaritsas-fake-moustache · 2 years ago
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How does Fischl’s burst work? Have you ever wondered where she goes when Oz takes the field? Well the answer is that she doesn’t go anywhere. Oz doesn’t appear in her burst, she just turns into a bird. She is able to do this because she is a tengu. That’s right, it’s no coincidence that there are two four star electro bow users with a vaguely explained connection to magic ravens. They are, in fact, the same person. “Amy” is a cover story. In the “other universe” Fischl talks about, she goes by the name Kujou Sara.
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tsaritsas-fake-moustache · 2 years ago
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All adepti are actually the same being, they’re just kind of speedy, can shape-shift, and really like to fuck with people.
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