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ok. fine. whatever.

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“stop traumadumping to your friends tell this to your therapist” my god they paywalled human connection

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it’s obvious fitz wasn’t built for court intrigue. personally i think he should’ve been stressing about a phd or something. beloved however should’ve been at the club

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"i asked chatgpt" okay well i asked the weird gay court jester and he gave me a foreboding omen in the form of a riddle. we are not the same

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The Hunger Games: Catching Fire dir. Francis Lawrence | 2013

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i really wish we got to see a little bit of the time ketricken and the fool spent on the run together after shrewd’s death

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throwback to that one chpater in royal assassin where everyone fitz is close too goes!! whoa... do u realize that u are suicidal??

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You can be talking to someone and she'll be like, "Oh I made a silly mistake. Women don't deserve voting rights teehee." And you'll be like, "What." And she'll be like, "Oh I'm sorry! That must sound so bad out of context. No it's this Tiktok meme where, if you're a girl and you do something dumb, you say 'Women don't deserve voting rights teehee.'"

And you'll be like, "That sounds bad." And she'll be like, "No no. It's totally not that bad. It's just a meme. Men say it too. Like if a man does something silly he'll be like, 'I am like those women who do not deserve to vote.'" And you'll be like, "Does that make it better?" And she'll be like, "Well there was one guy who tried to make 'Men shouldn't vote' a popular meme. But it never caught on and also he got yelled at a lot."

And then you drop it there because like, you're harshing the vibe.

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“always trust your intuition” my brother in christ I have overwhelming anxiety

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royal assassin made me sick. what if u were a weapon that can't be used right anymore.

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the way burrich is kind of the only person who thinks of fitz as fitz first and farseer second. thats his son.

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all fitz needed was a safe and effective pain med, an anti seizure med, an antidepressant, a therapist, a support system who knew how to communicate with him that they do actually care about him and want him to be happy, and a gay role model

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i don’t think people understand how much of life is grief. not just people dying, but losing the version of yourself you thought you’d become. grieving the city you had to leave. the friends you lost not in argument, but in silence. the summer that will never come back. the feeling that maybe you peaked at 12 when you were reading books under the covers and believing in forever

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HOT TAKE

I think they should change the prophecy in the show to “a halfblood of the eldest gods shall reach EIGHTEEN against all odds”

Ik it’s optimistic but imo it just fits way better with the actors’ actual ages and the maturity of the show. And it wouldn’t actually change anything abt the plot or world. I also think the show has a slightly older audience than the books did

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we got all too well 10 minutes AND taylor owns all her work!!!!! swifties just keep winning.

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Parasocial this, parasocial that. The most accurate way to describe the Taylor x Swiftie relationship is that it’s a SYMBIOTIC one

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Some of my fave parts of Lenise Prater's chapter Queering magic Robin Hobb and fantasy literature's radical potential from Gender and Sexuality in Contemporary Popular Fantasy (2016)

Thank u @marsskaterboii for putting me onto this 👀