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gay bowser

Rainbow Bowser’s sprite extracted from the files of Paper Mario: Color Splash.

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exCUSE me her name is FiZzLePoP bErRyTwIsT

so wait was no one gonna tell me emily blunt is on the my little pony soundtrack

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Question. Was the crabs supposed to be the blessed one?

let’s play link roulette (one’s cute, one’s cursed, one’s my ko-fi)

link 1  link 2  link 3

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let’s play link roulette (one’s cute, one’s cursed, one’s my ko-fi)

link 1  link 2  link 3

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me sitting in the kitchen at 4 am waiting for the food fairy to bring me cheese and crackers

I like how naked mole cats tuck their knees into their armpits. I think that’s just fabulous

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a series of unfortunate events but count olaf is played by josh gad

i’m 100% sure someone has made this joke before but screw you

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Excuse me Prince Phillip died because Queen Elizabeth was done draining his life force

Edit: died not dies holy shit I’m stupid

“prince phillip died bc his tea was too strong, prince philip died bc the necromancer mispronounced a vowel, philip died bc some brave hero finally smashed the reliquary” shut the fuck up he died as a birthday gift to lil nas x

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things I cannot comprehend part 3

Math. Just... how??? like we decided to use symbols to show the amount of things and then started to make some formulas and shit and somehow this is the key to unlocking the secrets of the universe??? I just, I’m sure there‘s some reason this shit works I just don’t get it

please help I’ve used all of my brain for the millennia

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things I cannot comprehend part 2

I am rewriting this for the THIRD TIME GOSHDANGIT

okay religion. I’m not trying to diss anyone for being religious, I’m agnostic myself, which basically means I don’t know, and I don’t give a fuck

anyways I just dont get how it’s weird to think there‘s a monster in your closet as a teen, but it’s totally normal to believe that sky daddy built a whole planet in a week, was pretty involved in human history for a little while, and then yeeted out of there like he put the sims on autopilot

anyways for the sake of not losing my draft again, I’m not going to go on a giant rant, but let’s just say I don’t understand, but I respect religious people

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things I cannot comprehend part 1

First of all, so far I have three of these so imma post three things and then probably disappear for like another... week? Month? I have no concept of time.

ANYways

Pain. I cannot comprehend pain. Like, not that I don’t feel pain, I just don’t understand how it exists. Like it’s just a feeling, like being itchy, but it can be so horrible that we can pass out because of it, but I can’t pass out because i’m itchy (I don’t think)

Okay I did like 2 minutes of reading the little clips of articles on the first page of google and i don’t think you can pass out from being itchy

Anyways wtf brain

Why have you made it so signals that literally mean nothing except uh oh this could be bad or maybe you just stepped on your toe weird make me so afraid of experiencing pain that it takes me two hours to get mentally ready for a flu shot

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i desire spaghetti

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Me: I want to make a post about my interests

My brain: but what if people don’t like your interests

Me: that‘s fine they can just ignore the post

My brain: but then they won’t like you

Me: how does that-

My brain: and then some internet stranger will think you’re a wEEB

Me: but I don’t know them, why should I care?

My brain: BECAUSE

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death

TIL thanos’ name is based off the Greek god of death Thanatos

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fuck capitalism bois

finding out that modern americans work more hours than medieval peasants whose life was controlled by feudalism & the Church–that shit changed something in me

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FUCK INTRO

listen listen

so I am a dumbass who acknowledges that I am a dumbass and makes jokes about being a dumbass

But if you at all insinuate that my ass is at all of subpar intelligence I will be sad and stay in my room listening to an hour loop of the into to Sarah by Alex g for several hours

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listen listen

so I am a dumbass who acknowledges that I am a dumbass and makes jokes about being a dumbass

But if you at all insinuate that my ass is at all of subpar intelligence I will be sad and stay in my room listening to an hour loop of the into to Sarah by Alex g for several hours