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TF is a dickies???

this one’s for all the fat girls who’ve cried in dressing rooms 💗

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Yeah, uh, please shoot those weird ass chimp things or something along those lines. Those things creep the hell out of me and I have this urge to punch them.

Going to scary zoo. Want anything?

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The fact that fail whale is a real color will never not be funny to me 🤣

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vegance is a complete dumbass. Without bees in general, I'd be dead! Beekeepers are basically Jesus to me! They keep bees safe and are informative about their jobs!

Without beekeepers and bees, I would be unable to even go outside without getting an allergic reaction.

Fucking respect them beekeepers! Worship those bees! They do more for us than we could ever do for them!

Wild that folks keep saying beekeepers abuse bees as if bees are not both venomous flying animals and fully unionized

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Meanwhile, I just try to make sure that my fice makes sense.

You can and should write fanfiction that isn't perfect. You can and should write whatever fanfiction you want. You can and should write fanfiction that brings you joy even if it's silly or goofy or weird.

Except for me. My fanfic has to be perfect and read like a novel and ruin at least one person's sleep schedule.

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This reminds me of the lamp guy thing from Spirited Away, and that's a compliment.

Still Can...

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Go to a fucking doctor!

what’s it called when you’re so disconnected from reality that cold water doesn’t feel like anything and you can barely taste food anymore

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I can't believe I read this entire thing...

I love it. 🤣

How come semi trucks in Europe look like “toot toot :)” and in North America they look like “HONK HOOOOOOOONK >:|”

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Today, I went to the Red Robin's by my work to pick up my order and you'll never guess what song was playing in the restaurant.

Rick Ashley's "Never Going to Give You Up,"

I kid you not. I didn't even recognize the song at first until it got to the famous lines.

🤣

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Mood. If that was me, I'd die happily.

A family of cheetahs sleep with the forest guard every night. When the Forest Dept. heard about it, they decided to check the veracity of the claim by installing a CCTV camera. This is what the camera recorded! Just amazing.

Kitties will be kitties 🐈‍⬛

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Your brother sounds hilarious 🤣

my family wasn't this strict, but in some sects of buddhism you're not allowed to eat the "five pungent vegetables", onions garlic shallots leeks and umm chives i think, really any of those kind of vegetables. probably some monk ages ago was tired of onion farts stinking up the temple. anyways, one time my brother made a soup using all five of them. he said, "one sip of this, and you'll be reincarnated as a flea."

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You're welcome! O7

Think you could 1812 us again as a repayment?

Shout out to the USA for pissing Canadians off so bad it flipped an entire election that was supposed to be a landslide for the center-right, forever in your debt o7

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Was the wedding with the same girlfriend that went on that cruise?

My girlfriend is on a cruise so while she’s gone I’m gonna cut the sleeves off of all my shirts

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As a vegetarian, I agree. I don't judge others for eating meat.

I judge others for their reactions to other people's lifestyle.

America is absolutely disconnected to meat

I think I realized this when I had went to see my dad and stepmom one day and asked if I could place my hawk’s food. (A rabbit leg) in the freezer. My step mom was disgusted by the idea that a leg from an animal was in the freezer meanwhile an entire chicken was sitting in the fridge.

Your rotisserie chicken is an entire chicken.

Your pork chop is a hunk of pig.

Your rack of ribs are from a cow’s rib cage.

It’s like Americans view meat as colorful red and pink hued shapes that just exist and come into the world packaged.

You see so many people getting harassed or even having their content flagged for showing how to process or field dress meat when it’s at it’s freshest. Right after culling. For some reason this is considered “gore” by many folks when in reality it’s no more different from plucking a processed chicken after cull.

You also notice that Americans have an idea of what’s normal meat and what isn’t normal meat and there’s racist undertones that I’ve noticed in a lot of these comments left on foreign cooking videos

You have people that claim a video of a man in a different country preparing something like this is “eating a dog.” Meanwhile this is roasted goat.

You have people who’s only perception of an edible fish is in fillet or fish stick form and they call something like this nasty because “Eww there’s a head!” Yeah.. most animals have heads..

Some of ya’ll need to realize what your meat looks like prior to processing and that it’s prepared in different ways. We also need to erase the stigma behind non traditional meats.

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[Is cackling at the what the last three rebloggers said]

I found photos of those Pallas Cat kittens born this year and bye I'm deceased