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Stolen from reddit where it wasn't being properly appreciated

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still not over this summer outfit getup

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Hey, my incredible girlfriends Ivy and Jade are currently stuck in a financial chokehold with the job market in Montana rn; it's a red state with little opportunities for disabled folks to keep a job, let alone a well-paying one, so we're starting a GoFundMe to get them moved out of there and into a Blue State and closer to me!! Anything at all helps out a ton - I just want my gfs to be happy here in Washington ;w;

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just saw a furry go "ugh pup masks are the worst thing to happen to the furry community" and it's like what are you talking about those are your cousins, at the end of the day you're both pretending to be gay dog men, i think it's just an aesthetic choice at that point

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love when my internet gets bad and im just scrolling the dash looking at the diagonal gradients

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I don't know how long this will last, but all I hear is: Iran, Israel, America... as if Gaza doesn't exist, as if the world has forgotten the people suffering there.

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2009-07-26

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Okay you guys.

IF YOU PRIMARILY DO NOT SPEAK ENGLISH reply with what you mentally call it, if you have a nickname for it or something

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Hello my friend, I hope you are well. I am very sorry to ask for your help. Please do not ignore my message. I am a human being and my children are innocent people who love life. I know you receive a lot of messages, but my children are in dire need of your donation. Your donation will save my children's lives from death due to the damned war on Gaza. I would be very grateful for your help and I hope you are well. I am Youssef from Gaza. Please help me. Our tent has been damaged due to repeated displacement. We are sleeping on the street. We have no shelter. I cannot provide food or clothes for me and my children. I cannot provide for basic needs. Please help me. 50 pounds is enough to buy a new tent, food and clothes. Please help me, my dear. We are living in very harsh conditions. Please, you are my only hope. Your donation will make a difference and bring happiness to my children.🙏🍉🫂

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what was your almost name? mine was sofia

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everybody masc till the roach starts flying 😒

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so i wore a pride flag pin to work the other day and the kids were all interested (obviously) (find me a classroom of preschoolers who are not obsessed with rainbows) (i'll wait) so they crowded around to see.

"aww!" they said, "it's a flag!!"

but the thing is: they're little. a lot of them don't really have a handle on all their mouth sounds yet.

such as, notably, that tricky tricky "L" sound.

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Me at 17: ohh my god why do people who are barely even 30 start going on about being sooo old when I say I was born in -94, like ugh you don't even look old, nobody would have noticed if you hadn't said anything.

Me at 31: [gets fucking blasted with 40 metric fucktons of psychic damage from scrolling tumblr and seeing a post by someone who was born in fucking 2005 and is married with two kids]

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i have this disease called i will open your message and get distracted and forget to reply and then the notification will be gone so i will not have replied for ages and you will think i am ignoring you but. i am not. it’s incurable