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Maybe if we Ran away with Carly Rae Jepsen in 2015 none of this would have happened

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if you're an adult man with natural blonde hair that's a sign from nature to show that there's something deeply evil going on with you like the brightly colored frogs

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Made the worst brownies ever created just now

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grabs your hand. you've had enough plot and exposition and character development lately im taking you to the beach episode

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the fact that walls get dusty is ridiculous. you're vertical. act like it.

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Guys the FNAF movie was so good

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i really think rose quartz is the voice of our times she was suicidal she was bisexual she was a libra she was fat she was horny all the time she was pink she went to war against herself she fumbles people who demand emotional intimacy from her she has a very loose grip on reality she loves everything and hates herself she somehow has mommy issues despite belonging to a species where mothers do not exist her boobs are self-made she was into soundcloud rappers she has committed identity theft and a hundred other war crimes she has several pet lions one of which is a zombie and she couldn’t break out of herself. peace and love on planet girl

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I'm not the first to mention this, but one bit that I thought was really clever in Steven Universe is the ways in which the show subtly justifies the cartoonism of the principle cast always wearing the same outfit for ease-of-animation purposes. The gems are a gimme in that they're all hardlight-projections, and even before that's solidified as a plot point they're otherworldly and superheroic enough that you don't really think to question it. But Steven canonically just owns hundreds and hundreds of those star shirts, which are leftover merchandise from his father's fizzled-out career as a rock star. Into which you can read a whole bunch of other stuff if you really want to, right? And I do want to. It's reflective of Greg's misplaced optimism that he got hundreds of those made in the first place, and it's a benign but visible example of how Steven's life is shaped by the knock-on effects of decisions his parents made before he was even alive. He's got his mother's superpowers and he's wearing his father's shirts.

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How To Find A Sea Unicorn (reupload)

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i love how garnet and pearl are just continuing to use the name of their infamous guerilla military organization while their current jobs are fighting lv4 rpg monsters and giving each other basket weaving seminars. and steven has no context for this and just thinks of "The Crystal Gems" as basically the name for his mom's side of the family. so he walks up to lapis and says "you should hang out with me and my treehouse friends, the Viet Cong!"

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Seen today on walk peace and love on planet earth

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being msby’s manager | headcanons

masterlist

kiyoomi sakusa

- super helpful when it comes to your duties - like organizing paperwork and equipment - comes to practices early to chat and help set stuff up - part of it is because he really likes talking to you - it could be about anything really - he just enjoys your company and making sure his area is perfect for him - ‘my brother has this insane lego collection and…’ [you] - sakusa nods along, wiping down the court

atsumu miya

- actually really kind - painted as sort of a play boy - but he’s actually really comforting and supportive - willing to defend you against anyone - ‘say that one more time, i dare you’ [atsumu] - will back down if you ask him to - but he appreciates your role on the team and wants you to like it there - sometimes it is cause he kind of likes you - truly most of it is just respect for you

kotaro bokuto

- adores you - like would put down a red carpet for you - constantly seeks your approval on plays - even if you don’t have the most knowledge about volleyball - treats you kind of like a little sibling or family friend - rests his arm on your shoulder - helps you understand some lingo if you aren’t familiar - makes sure the announcers say your name with the coach’s - ‘yeah this is y/n, most important part of the team’ [bokuto]

shoyo hinata

- car pools with you - treats you to things after practice - he becomes a wall for you to bounce ideas off of - ‘so i’m thinking, new banner design..’ [you] - ‘ooooh yeah and we can put a claw mark there!’ [hinata] - overall very close with you out of practices - invites you over regularly for dinner - tells you about his time in brazil - loves standing by you at tournaments - chats with you about other teams - joking about people he used to play against

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old patreon sketch requests

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i'm full of love but i also have the hater's curse and once a day i gotta say some bitchy shit or i'll explode

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It’s crazy and fucked up that being yourself is actually the solution.