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((STAY TUNED FOR:))

Pornography?!

((TSUNDERE SEWELL LIVEBLOGS SILENT HILL DOWNPOUR))

FUCK YOU, I WANT PRISON SEX PORN, YOU BITCH!

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OH MY GOD MAINTENANCE

YOU REALLY NEED TO DO THINGS THIS FUCKING SATURDAY?!

I HAVE MURPHYS TO HARASS

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I made this A LONG time ago but never uploaded it… All I can say is them dolls are bitches >:C They can EaSiLy kick your ass and sometimes I find them in places I wasn’t expecting.

Awesome monster though.

btw to those who haven’t played silent hill downpour but will in the future. All I can say is RUN THE FUCK AWAY, just run away when those 10 dolls and their shadows ambush you and beat you senseless.

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{{ On an OOC note... Omfg. I laughed so hard at this. Priceless, Sewell, priceless. }}

((I don't remember how I thought of it, but it was the best day ever. Thank you.))

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askofficercoleridge started following you

S-SENPAI NOTICED ME~~~~!

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“B-baka! It’s not like I care or anything.”

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No One. (Because No One really is that tsundere.)

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Its waiting for my cock.

Murphy your face. XD

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Murphy’s face is too pretty for Silent Hill.

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downpour in a nutshell

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murphy-peniston started following you

CUPCAKE~! *DOKI DOKI UGUU~*

I mean, uh, hey! Cupcake... How's it...?

SHUT UP I HATE YOU!

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Ari reading my super sugoi pendlewell mpreg fic <3 

The nursery was blue, a beautiful baby blue, with white satin curtains that Murphy had picked up from the thrift store. Along with that, he picked up an old crib that looked old enough to have been used when he was born and a small stuffed bear that had puke on it. George had said it “added to the baby affect” so they decided not to wash it.

Murphy was 8 months pregnant. Somehow, when he left silent hill, it magically gave him a vagina that couldn’t be medically explained. So, his first thought was getting pregnant with Sewell’s baby. It was the logical thing to do, of course.

“I got more baby formula for the breast you don’t have.” Sewell said as he walked up behind Murphy. “It was pretty expensive. Who knew that babies could cost so much.” Sewell shook his head and walked over to the pregnant male. “How’s the baby?”

“He’s fine.” Murphy said, reaching down to place a hand on his stomach. “A little restless today. Keeps kicking me.” He turned to Sewell and looked into his dark as satan’s soul coloured eyes. “I hope it wasn’t too much hassle.” 

“Nah, sugarbuttmunch. It was pretty easy after I told them that my prison bitch was giving birth to my son. They completely understood.” 

“Alright, hunnytitsvaginaflap. As long as it wasn’t trouble.” Leaning in, he kissed the man on the lips. 

All of a sudden, Murphy doubled over in pain. “The pain!” He yelled, which sounded more like “DERR BURRBURR” because of his tendency to scream angrily. “It’s coming!”

Sewell laid Murphy down on the floor. “I’m going to have to cut you open to get the baby out.” Pulling out his knife that he used to threaten prisoners with, he cut open Murphy to deliver the baby.

Pulling the baby out, he smiled and held it up. “He’s so cute.” Sewell said to a bleeding Murphy. Looking down at the baby, he kissed it’s metal head. “Let’s call him…”

All of a sudden, Anne came in the room and shot Sewell in the head, killing him. Murphy died moments later. Getting up, the baby looked around and frowned. Picking up the knife, he walked out of the room and started his life.

The baby was never named… but people refer to him because of his…

…pyramid shaped head. 

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Yep I thought about Downpour. Wear all the shirts Sewell.

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Murphy-chan was late for our date...

I MEAN OUR MEETING

GOD

GET IT TOGETHER, SEWELL...

I had snacks for him and everything.

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FUCK YOU NO!

... Fine. I'll eat the stupid pizza. Only because it looks good. It's not because I want to make you happy or anything.