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[tsundereken]

the brothers’ dating pros & cons

LUCIFER

pros:

romantic, does anything in his power to make you fall even deeper for him. late night walks, dinner with lots of candles, cuddling together, random love letters, you name it. loves spending time with you.

handsome, it is canon that he was the most beautiful angel alive at his time so it would only make sense if he is still attractive. kind of a red flag since he’ll get all the attention from people but it is what makes him unique.

responsible, since he is used to looking after his brothers all the time. he WILL baby you all the time, not that you’re complaining though. doesn’t forget to remind you all your duties and if you ask for it he is glad to help you just to spend more time with you. he is dying for your accompany.

spoils you, well, he’s one of the seven avatars, it is common sense he would be rich. and since he is working 24/7 and doesn’t have too much time to spend with you, he’ll make it up by giving you bunch of presents that you probably didn’t even ask for. you said you liked this figure that just got out? in front of your door next day. laid your eyes on a dress more than 5 seconds? it’s yours. your favourite band made a comeback? first album to drop is in your hands.

cons

won’t communicate, some may say that he’d be good at talking about his feelings but i think he’d be too prideful to even confess to you in the first place. it’s hard to get out of arguments since he will always believe he’s right and won’t accept the truth, which will cause more arguments.

lack of time, he’s working all the time so it’d be really rare for you two to spend time together other than sleeping. (which is that he’ll join you after you’ve gone to sleep since he’ll be working late) he’ll try to be quicker on his work so he can spend some time with you but it’s always never enough for him. if it wasn’t for diavolo, he’d be with you 24/7.

paranoid, he’s lost lilith, he doesn’t want the same thing to happen to you. it’d be hard for him to open up to someone after the war but if you manage to get into his heart he will be overprotective of you. he can’t bear with the loss of her sister so he sometimes uses you as a coping way. it isn’t that bad but it can get boring. he’ll call you at random times and ask you if you’re okay, if you need anything or if you want something. he’s just a sweetheart really.

MAMMON

pros

loyal, may come off easy but he won’t choose anyone over you. you’re always his #1 priority, and he will let you know that. there could be all the money and stuff mammon favors but he would drop everything in a heartbeat if it’s you we’re talking about.

smart, hear me out on this one, he looks really dumb but he’s actually a genius. especially at math, and if you suck at it he’ll firstly hype himself up (if you do too he’ll blush like a tomato) then start tutoring you. whenever you got bad grades it’s mammon’s door you find your way to.

sweetheart, it’s painfully easy to read him when he’s just there like an open book. you can always tell what he’s thinking about (most of the time it’s you) and if he catches you staring at him he’ll blush like crazy and will stutter while talking to you. but will deny it vkpdcjjshxi he’s so cute.

looots of gifts, he’s always catching up with your latest interests so he knows what you like. into cooking lately? he’ll buy you the most expensive sets. you’ve been listening to kpop a lot? new albums and concert tickets. he’ll give you anything you want as long as you stay with him.

cons

unfunny, to be honest i get this vibe from him that when he tries to make you laugh he will fail at it eventually. he’s the funny and unfunniest person ever. he makes you laugh all the time but not when he’s trying. for ex he’ll get into trouble and it’d be incredibly funny but when he tries to crack a joke..? nobody’s laughing.

bad at it, he’s too much of a loser to be a pro at this so he’s really inexperienced. it doesn’t bother you because his innocence makes up for it. once you two decide to do it he’ll be panicked, excited and confused all at the same time. he doesn’t know what to do but he knows he wants to do it?? hug him and tell him it’s okay.

drags you along with him, he gets in trouble almost all the time and if he’s in trouble you’re in trouble. most of the time you won’t get punished but it can be annoying sometimes.

LEVIATHAN

pros

good at it, i mean, he’s a weebo. he’s inexperienced but he knows what he’s doing. still is too shy to do his ACTUAL desires on you yet.

romantic, even though he looks like he wouldn’t be such a sweetheart, he’s a hopeless romantic. he’s dying to recreate those cliché scenes from his favourite animes with you. is too much of a baby to actually be that brave though. he’d most likely end up doing half of the scene if he is feeling extra confident that day.

has a lot of time for you, though he’s always flustered when he’s around you he enjoys your company more than you think. you two would spend the entire day gaming and watching shows and he’ll be grateful for every second of it. he’s such a sucker for you.

understanding, he has huge patience with you. he’ll understand if you refuse his help or company. he knows what wanting to be alone feels like so he’ll do whatever you ask if it’s about your relationship.

cons

jealous, he can’t stand the thought of you with someone else. he’ll do anything to prevent you from physically or emotionally having a bound with someone other than him. in his mind you don’t need anyone else because he’s ready to be everything for you. he won’t show it unless it’s too much to handle but most of the time he’ll give you the cold shoulder until you make-up to it.

can’t communicate, he’s not good with talking about his common feelings let alone the love he feeds for you. sends you hints instead of talking to you clearly. it’s confusing but if you know him really well then you’ll get used to it and know what to do. relationships aren’t easy for him so you need to be patient with him.

manipulative, he’ll put himself down and talk to himself badly on purpose for you to hype him up. it feels good but he’ll also feel guilty about it. it can be annoying so if you stop denying his thoughts he’ll grow colder and colder to you since he’ll think you don’t love him anymore. he wants to stop but to him it’s just hard to believe that you love him as much as he does to you.

SATAN

pros

affectionate, he knows what to do and what not to do with every situation thanks to all the romance books that helped. he is such a gentleman and will make you go awe. always on your good side, most likely never to argue out of all the brothers. (surprising) he’s also really romantic and know what to do to win your heart, what to do when you’re sad, how to comfort you, one in all package.

good at it, he’s experienced and isn’t afraid to experiment on you. once you two do it one time he’ll memorise all of your weaknesses and will use it next time. not to mention he’s also excellent at aftercare. blankets, hot chocolate, snacks, hot showers, whatever you want you get.

always has a line for every situation, either it be a whole book to read you when you’re going to bed, or just some random sentence that has a lot of old words you don’t even know the meaning of, he loves feeling smart so he’ll do it to tease you too.

dates, ahhhhhhhhhhh i love him so much. he’ll take you to museums, cafés (preferably cat cafés), libraries, funfairs, concerts, cinemas, you name it. he loves spending time with you and does his best to win you over all the time. every gesture you can imagine he’s already done it. he’s such a gentleman.

cons

literally nothing. he’s perfect.

maybe can be a little manipulative but that’s all.

ASMODEUS

pros

romantic, he isn’t afraid to show you how much he loves you. he’ll be proudly showing you off to everyone and enjoys every second of the pda.

spa days, his favourite activity to do with you is to do a spa day together. face masks, manicures, pedicures, all the skincare stuff and also make overs, he’s just glad to be able to spend some time with you.

special occasions, oh you just know he’s been preparing everything a month before the occasion. nothing is not important to him, even you two’s second month together. he’ll do the most random things ever so don’t be surprised if he shows up to your room with balloons.

good at it, i mean he’s literally the avatar of lust. you can’t expect him to be inexperienced. he can pull any position and will be the best at it too. always leaves you aching for more.

cons

selfish, he’s highly a narcissist so he will put you down on purpose to feel good about himself. and probably will steal your moments, find a way to make it about him. as much as he loves you he loves himself more.

BEELZEBUB

pros

will cook for you, since he likes eating he can’t find a reason you wouldn’t too. so he asks for barbatos’ help to prepare your favourite food for you. (spoiler: he eats it later)

such a sweetheart, he’ll do anything to make you happy. he’ll pay extra attention to your likes and dislikes to get to your good side better. he’ll compliment you and will always be on your side. he’ll let you vent to him and will listen to you and comfort you. he never wants to see you sad.

chill, i have a feeling that beel wouldn’t be as jealous as others. he is confident and in peace with himself so he’ll never be suspicious of you liking someone else. instead he’ll be happy that you’re getting along with others.

patient, he’s aware things cannot always go as planned so if you’re ever in the need of alone time he will let you. but if you isolate yourself too much he’ll be worried and do his best to cheer you up.

cons

nothing lol, he’d be the best boyfriend out of all 7.

BELPHEGOR

pros

funny, his sense of humour is gold. you two could be in the most serious situation but with his one word you’ll find yourself wheezing and trying not to get caught.

cuddles, he’s not the type to go out on dates but he has other ways to spend time with you: sleeping. his pressure on you is so nice and calming it puts you on sleep almost immediately after you lie on the bed of his.

good at it, he is indeed inexperienced but he’s not a coward to try. he doesn’t have long stamina though, so most likely he’ll finish fast and go back to whatever he was doing. that’s why you two mostly do quickies instead of doing it for a long time.

cons

mean, he actually is nicer to you than he is to everyone else but it’s still considered mean since it’s belphegor we’re talking about. he won’t be mean mean but still enough to hurt your feelings. (will apologise to you after)

stinks, i’m sorry it’s just common sense.