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Me: Today will live in infamy as the day Aaron Sorkin told Mark Zuckerberg to get rekt

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Everyone is just gonna air their grievences and write angry letters in the press to Mark now and that's just great for us. Like I'm just gonna wait for the angry letters from Eduardo, the Winklevii, Dustin, Sean, and then everyones actors to write angry letters in the press towards Mark. Like that's the world I strive to live in, like we just need Mark to continue screwing up at least till he's pissed off Eduardo and made him write an angry letter and not care about getting sued or something.

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OMG THO AARON SORKIN SAYING FUCK YOU MARK YOU WANNA BEND THE TRUTH WATCH ME. WE MAY ACTUALLY GET THE SOCIAL NETWORK 2 MOVIE WE WANT. AARON SORKIN'S GONNA BE LIKE YOU WANT THE TRUTH!?!?! AND THEN HE GONNA WRITE EDUARDO AND MARK GETTING BUSY AND I'M GONNA FUCKING SCREAM!?!?!

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You made a rebel of a careless man’s careful daughter

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Watch as I burst into flames as Aaron Sorkin writes an open letter to Mark Zuckerberg in the New York Times. The Social Network 2 is gonna be lit, and Aaron Sorkin is going to become an actual character in the movie.

I mean so much of it is just ahhshavshdjd

Mark,

In 2010, I wrote “The Social Network” and I know you wish I hadn’t. You protested that the film was inaccurate and that Hollywood didn’t understand that some people build things just for the sake of building them. (We do understand that — we do it every day.)

I didn’t push back on your public accusation that the movie was a lie because I’d had my say in the theaters, but you and I both know that the screenplay was vetted to within an inch of its life by a team of studio lawyers with one client and one goal: Don’t get sued by Mark Zuckerberg.

(Omg the level of sass Sorkin is giving I want to just die rn)

Even after the screenplay for “The Social Network” satisfied the standards of Sony’s legal department, we sent the script — as promised over a handshake — to a group of senior lieutenants at your company and invited them to give notes. (I was asked if I would change the name of Harvard University to something else and if Facebook had to be called Facebook.)

(Mark: Can all the names and place be changed like Harvard is now called Yale and Facebook is now called Twitter, and my name is now Jack Dorsey???? Just suggestions)

After we’d shot the movie, we arranged a private screening of an early cut for your chief operating officer, Sheryl Sandberg. Ms. Sandberg stood up in the middle of the screening, turned to the producers who were standing in the back of the room, and said, “How can you do this to a kid?” (You were 26 years old at the time, but all right, I get it.)

I hope your C.O.O. walks into your office, leans in (as she suggested we do in her best selling book), and says, “How can we do this to tens of millions of kids? Are we really going to run an ad that claims Kamala Harris ran dog fights out of the basement of a pizza place while Elizabeth Warren destroyed evidence that climate change is a hoax and the deep state sold meth to Rashida Tlaib and Colin Kaepernick?”

(Mark is just a little kid oh honeyyyy 🤣)

Now you tell me. If I’d known you felt that way, I’d have had the Winklevoss twins invent Facebook.

(Such a sick fucking burn omg)

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Monologue: Bill Hader Sings With Kristen Wiig And Harvey Fierstein - SNL

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wondering if i’d get there quicker if i was a man. (x)

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“We know our friend in a certain light, but we don’t know them the way their lover does. Just the way their lover will never know them the same way that you do as their friend.” — reputation, 2017 / “All men have stars, but they are not the same things for different people. […] You. You alone will have stars as no one else has them.” — Le Petit Prince, 1943

(insp)

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I Forgot That You Existed.

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You gotta step into the daylight and let it go

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Taylor Swift by Valheria Rocha for ‘Lover’ (2019)

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Taylor Swift, the pool shark.

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