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darling: babe i buyed you something

percy: it's not buyed it's boat

amir, under his breath: my god there's two of them

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cecily, at joan: you have lips. i have lips. interesting

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rupert: momma didn't raise a quitter but she did raise a fool and it turns out those two things are a terrible combination

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wenceslaus

rupert

joan

percy

darling

amir

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probably one of the bastard kings: is the legalization of gay marriage not enough? what more do you need? rupert: we need blood amir: you're not helping... rupert: *bangs fists on table* we need blood! we need blood! we need blood!

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percy: what if the person who named walkie talkies named everything? cecily: pregnancy tests are maybe babies rupert: socks are feetie heaties darling: forks are stabby grabbies amir: defibrillators are heartie starties wenceslaus: nightmares are dreamy screamies joan: you are disappointments

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fitzroy: *barks*

rupert: i know you can't talk. pretending you can just helps me think.

fitzroy: *barks*

rupert: i'm going to pretend i didn't pretend to hear that :/

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wenceslaus, showing amir a stick: a stick

amir: i can see that

wenceslaus, to the stick: you are perfect

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percy: i've noticed that we have slowly begun to phase the "b" out of our bromance.

darling, down on one knee, rings out: well, i mean, i guess so?

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cecily: what if i press the brake and the gas pedal at the same time?

percy: the car takes a screenshot.

joan: get the fuck out

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rupert: goddamn it, the printer broke while printing out amir's birthday invitations. barabbas: well, what are they supposed to say? rupert: "amir's birthday". barabbas: so, what do they say instead? rupert: "amir’s bi". barabbas: barabbas: works out either way.

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amir: are you a masochist or a sadist?!!

darling: i'm a taurus.

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percy: i have never met a problem that can't be solved with a spontaneous musical number.

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cecily: if it pleases the court i would like to say that my opponent is talking shit.

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percy: rupert, we're hungry! amir: rupert! What's for dinner? darling: we're hungry, rupert! rupert, frying a bottle of ketchup over the stove: *screams*

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percy: i've learned some real lessons today!

joan: i'm guessing they're all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should have taken away.

percy: death isn't real and i'm basically god

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joan: why are you calling me?

cecily: i need your help. i've done something very, very bad.

joan: put the corpse on ice, i'm on my way.

cecily: what? no, that's not- why would i-