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Okay. I'm really sorry for this one, but my roommate watches wrestling. And we watch it along with her because she's cool and nothing is cringe right? Well there's this Irish guy (accent and all) and he's so pale he could be the spotlight, and I mentioned that I think Hugo's that kind of pale. The white, shining pale that only burns and never tans.
And then my Fiance, gem that he is, made the suggestion of Varigo wrestling au and... it's not horrible? By the age most people are when they start being a wrestler, Varian could easily be a unit, right? We all agree he has wild strength. We also know he'd be a Face, right? (Good guy, for non-wrestling folks).
Hugo would be a shoe-in for a Heel though, and the story could be about both the main events and the prep, like writing and learning the choreographed moves and such. And like... how Hugo annoys him in real life as well as for their storylines.
Like an actor au with more nuance.
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I know we joke about how Varian, a fourteen year old, has the voice of a thirty year old man. But let’s be honest, it does make sense. Varian absolutely invented some sort of serum that made his voice drop to the floor prematurely.
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aw i was just thinking about little v in no time like the past and how he probably got that sucker from monty's shop and like. what if one day they went and monty decided to put a little blue stripe in the candy to match varian's hair and v was really excited about it
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Spider Nuru!! I had this idea a while ago and now I finally redrew it
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it's kinda comforting to me when my friends are a little annoying or longwinded or abrasive or tired and inarticulate, or they don't do the exact politest thing in every interaction, and stuff, because I know I'm sometimes annoying, or take up a more than my share of conversational space, or forget to ask them questions, etc etc, and... like, I'm always working to be nice to my friends and to get better and better at friend-ing, but it just makes me feel more human about it :}
anyway I love you friends plz know I'm not counting, in fact I feel great affection toward you even (especially) when conversations go less than Perfectly Ideal
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gilgamesh is the bigger man than me because if a snake ate my flower that grants immortality that i wanted to use for myself i wouldn't touchingly come to peace with my own mortality and the mortal legacy i leave behind. i would be like if there was a flower that could make me immortal maybe there are other ways
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A moment in the garden (it’s been so long since I’ve drawn them)
#hugo grabbing varian by the belt >>>>>>>#shut upppp they are so cute#need a cute guy to do this to me
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Hugo and Varian are both chronic pain sufferers and today they are laying cozy in bed
#vat7k#i dont wanna go to school i dont wanna go to work#i wanna lay on the heating pad and get high and do simple stretches and
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that last post was a joke, here's the real day five + closeups





and there's a story to go with it but i'm too lazy to write it
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Reblog to give prev a fucking break holy shit y’all
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Day 9: Angst
#printing this out and hanging it on my wall and then taking it down and eating it#insignificance and beauty and mundanity and horror
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