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hey guys

i js finished reading When Bad People Kiss on AO3 in 2024 and if you play GTA5 (or more specifically ship trikey) and you havent read it before do it rn

its 10 chapters and 230K words detailing year-by-year of Michael and Trevors relationship starting from when they first met to the Ludendorff heist and its so beautiful and so heartbreaking like my heart physically ached for them i think its a medical condition but thats neither here nor there

anyway i thought i would make a list of each chapter and type one sentence that summarizes how the chapter made me feel so...

Chapter 1: aw i love them sm this is so sweet

Chapter 2: FUCK YOU MICHAEL

Chapter 3: FUCK YOU MICHAEL

Chapter 4: FUCK TREVORS MOM and michael, kinda.

Chapter 5: god i hate brad

Chapter 6: the ending is so bittersweet bc the moment itself is so soft and beautiful but yk itll never happen again 😞😞

Chapter 7: oh trevor thats not...!

Chapter 8: OH MY GOD TREVOR THATS NOT.... IN THE DRESS???

Chapter 9: FUCK YOU MICHAEL and brad is like...... kind of bearable now

Chapter 10: i hope michael burns in hell

anyway those are my thoughts. hopefully this makes you want to read it bc theres so much i completely glossed over for times sake and it kept me so interested for all 230K words

and also if theres one constant in this fic, Lester is the best character and some conflicts would have been solved in seconds if people js listened to this man

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michael referring to trevor as a “sick puppy” reblog if you’re killing yourself

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why don’t they make posters like this anymore

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i haven't posted or touched tumblr in like 2 years anyways knuxouge

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i will just post “haha sonic he is blue and pointy” and everyone sees sonic blacks out and smashes reblog

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Excuse you he's Dilf shaped

-a Henry simp

our definitions of dilf shaped are completely different bc whenever i see him i could spot at least 10 guys at my local gas station that look like him

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henry simps when its revealed that henry is not in fact a 50-60 year old man with gray streaks in his hair, a beard, and has a dad bod and is canonically just some skinny white guy:

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there are so many things i hope we'll get in frontiers and this is all of them

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some various questions for the current sonic fandom bc it seems like it has changed a lot since my time:

how do we feel about sonic 06 now and have we admitted that although it's nigh unplayable it had the best shadow characterization since SA2?

sonamy. used to ship it, can't stand it now. is it still huge?

whisper and tangle are like a couple right but did it ever become canon??

how many are with me on aroace sonic like is there a following for this?

pls tell me we don't ship sonic and tails bc there used to be a lot of that and the age difference is...not my fave

is there a lot of love out there for sonic unleashed??? bc there should be

what are the current VAs? is it still Roger's Sonic?

are we still making fan ideas off of the glory of what Forces could've been while dying in frustration at its lack of follow-through on the dark story it introduced?

does it make me old and having Seen Things that I know people used to ship Shadow x Cream or are those weirdos still around

does everyone remember Cosmo and cry??

Sonic Boom. The show. Yay or nay?

is sonadow still cursed or is there good stuff now? pls note that i was young and homophobic when i was last in fandom lol

are people still making bondage porn of tails

if not, my deepest condolences that i introduced you to this but it was very much a thing

opinions on the comic runs? do we like Ian Flynn? I'm assuming the Penders era is still hated because I cannot think of a reason its popularity would've grown but yeah

i honestly just wanna hear general opinions on how Knuckles' character has been handled in all his iterations because i love him and imo he's been done dirty a lot

is shadamy big now? have we finally defeated sonamy? or is it just that i found like 2 decent shadamy blogs and called it a day

what's the biggest discourse right now?? i want the tea

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YES A PICREW TAG GAME 

ik its complecated but i had fun  @yoshotter​ @noviablast​ everyone else i know has been tagged already :P

Everyone stop what you’re doing and create a magical you with this picrew

@thechaoscult @pluto-is-real @goswlogpncmcrfobpjstltruaqhtma42 @everyone

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thank you mystery frog 

some important advice

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still losing it over the fucking daily mail twitter account making memes about melania divorcing immediately after the election

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ik 💅

my gay mightve made her an angel with the lighting on complete accident

also @raging-female-straighnt​ your joke is great

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YOU FOOL, YOU ABSOLUTE BUFFOON. YOU THOUGHT I WOULD NOT VIBE CHECK YOU?! Tuck, you are absolutely incredible you fucking wholesome chaotic bastard. I will hope into DMs and smack you with love. This has been a message from your local vibe checker.

*sobbing*  go fuck urself novia

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Vibe check bitch

You are very chaotic and I love that you are, stay chaotic forever you fucker

Love, one of the bastards from the Pocket Hog discord server ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜💖

whom thy fuck

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an actual thing that happened when i was playing Red Dead Redemption (the first one)

random NPC: oh my goodness! its you! ive heard of you before! youre amazing!! me violently walking in circles: thank you