EVERYTHING IS EMBARRASSING!
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DRUNK talked to him sooo much tonight all the way to the park and at the park and back and we played chess and and and and and and and and
And I did so good and and and
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Ate pizza and AND
very good night he’s coming to my house for dinner before he goes away for summer
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Someone said this is an unreleased Addison Rae song
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And you know what this intro is more iconic than anything anyone could hope to make today. I fear we reached carrying capacity of iconicness in like 2014 and now everything iconic has mostly been done and EVERYTHING the music industry is doing now is referential and people wanna be like “oh ___ was so iconic for this!!” No they were REFERENCING an icon and are riding on the coattails of their star power and hoping you will associate them with the artist being referenced because then half their work is done for them. They just wanna be famous in the same way more talented and groundbreaking individuals have been famous but you can’t be iconic unless you’re actually doing something new and different. If you take all your inspiration from one artist you will always be seen as inauthentic and consequentially mostly uninteresting. And this is what Baudrillard was TRYING to warn the pop girls about… the order of sorcery…. Relying on signs to communicate your identity as a new artist that were originally intended to reflect a version of your favorite pop star but now lack any tangible basis or meaning….. just so you can sell….. “do you like _____? You’ll LOVE my music! Hi I’m ____!” YOU ARE NOTHING!!! YOU ARE A VOID OF CAPITALISM!!! A WALKING AD!!! SIMULACRUM!!! HYPERREAL!!!! Unfortunately in late stage capitalism (although theoretically there is no end) this is almost inevitable. Essay complete
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I’m serious the part in hangman where beyonce goes “one-one-one”….. that 2 second part…. There is more talent and musicality and artistry and emotion in that snippet than in some peoples entire discographies…….
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Omfg I looove the matrix it’s literally just Keanu reeves aura farming like nobody’s done before or since
Like what are you even talking aboutttt
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Drank coffee and now I’m so fucking sleepy I need to lock in I’m making dinner for my friends I need to wake up but my eyes they’re closing noooooooo
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Just got coffee w my coworker it was our first time hanging out and I was nervyyy cause I don’t rlly hang out w people Im not already friends w or at least mutual friends w LOL but we ended up yapping for 2 1/2 hours and only stopped cause she had to go to work it was so refreshing too cause we shit talked ALL our coworkers
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This is a rlly random thought but ever since I started watching CM Hotch always always reminded me of Jeremy Irons idk if anyone else has felt this way but it’s like. Idk it’s just the auras are nearly identical
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Just watched the doc on the titan submersible. Will be watching hours worth of videos abt it tonight. Stockton Rush is looking up at us💙
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I love to say me and Spencer would be perfect for each other but if he was real and I knew him there’s absolutely no doubt in my mind that I would long and pine and yearn like a bitchhhhh and I would also avoid eye contact like the plague and go mute around him and nothing would ever come of it and he’d probably have no Idea I was in love w him because that is my MO🌟🌟🌟
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Nooo maison margiela you have to stoppp I already need a new bottle of jazz club AND my other perfume you can’t just drop a perfume and basically market it as saying it smells like intimate sex and expect me not to want it????😭😭. You know I have convinced at least two people to buy Jazz Club. I should receive a bottle for free I think.
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Considering getting a second job bc that $55 philosophy fresh cream body lotion and blonde balayage are NOT buying themselves 💔
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Trying on pirate outfits for a party I think I was born to be a pirate bc I look a little suspiciously sexy
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If Spencer Reid is not bisexual that’s because Spencer Reid is DEAD
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