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tried really hard to capture some of his whimsy

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HORRIBLE BIRD DEMON ROCINANTE!

he protec bby law

…or bby law tries to protec him

There is a small child and also a Horrible Bird Demon and you’ll never guess the one who is more likely to harm you, lmao

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was thinking about @bombsareforbabies ‘s tonta!law AU and was thinking about him and regular law meeting.

It’s such a good au that I actually coloured a piece for the first time in forever LOL

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TontaLaw is not giving up his napping place…

Cora-san has gotten bitten by the tiny gremlin like twice already trying to retrieve his hat. Law is not interested in having his comfy warm blanket taken away, thank you very much.

…but he can be successfully bribed with a thimbleful of coffee.

Cora-san gives him a thimbleful, which is huge for a tontatta, and he is on that SUPER caffeine high for half the day. The crash ends up with him just falling asleep instantly and Cora-san having to grab him to keep him from falling to the ground from nine feet up.

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So! I may have trapped myself in a spiral of crackship Garco and have done fanart. The scenario in my head made me chuckle to myself.

Garp, fascinatedly poking at Marco: “no hickies?”

Marco: “I’m a Phoenix, I heal.”

Garp: “…so, if I use haki—”

(Drawing below, cuz I dunno if lack of shirts is too spicy for this site anymore lmao)

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY LAW!!

I did the sketch in like, an hour yesterday cuz I panicked thinking it was his b-day and I almost missed it lmao. But yeah, here he is with a big ol’ Cora-plush. Very fluffy.

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angel boy for @meramera-writes <3

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So, I’m in a One Piece server and some of us were talking about STDs spreading in that world and how quick things would spread, etc etc (world class world building in my opinion) and. someone (whose @ I will gladly add, but for now I shall assume doesn’t want to be associated with this nonsense publicly lol) was all like ��Sengoku put out a public notice that Garp’s got the clap because it’s easier than trying to figure out who Grandpa Slut’s been sleeping with”.

Which then led to @tinypigeon56 and @utsomnium coming up with the idea of “Ace and Sabo mapping out Gramps’ sexual history on a conspiracy board and being horrified to discover they’re only like, 4 degrees away from Garp’s Fuck History.”

Which then led to:

@utsomnium , having a job, didn’t get the best look at it and thought that Ace was straight up grabbing Marco because he was that upset at WB. (“It’s one thing if the old men fuck each other a bit, BUT MARCO, NOT YOU TOO!”) which led to this follow up:

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have a drink with him?

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First one piece fic for a fantasy au I’ve been spending a long time planning!

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egghead law...on one hand i think he would choose battle-ready clothing but also end up pressing the hawaiian shirt button at the last second. on the other hand i think he would wear a shaka-esque coat...

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Meet cute 100 dalmatians but make it op school acelaw

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AceLaw Week 2023 (inserts excuse here on why I needed to draw them).