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L, faux-sarcastically: Yes, Andy, you're right, one of my boyfriends is inhuman, I'm dating a spooky mythical creature and me and my two other human boyfriends are all just completely chill about it

Andy: Well it sounds dumb when you say it like that :/

L: >:))

months later when logan wakes up from his post-finals-week-sunlight-subsistence-bender Andy is standing over him staring a hole in his head going "you DUPLICITOUS MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!"

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andy: were playing 21 questions with your spooky boyfriend as the target im going to ask you 21 yes or no questions to figure out what his deal is

logan internally: oh shit oh shit oh shit

andy: question 1, is he mothman

logan internally: oh thank god hes stupid (affectionate)

never before has logan wished so ardently he could lie so he could say "yes" and watch andy lose his mind

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there are so many fun oppurtunities for logan to have to not-quite-lie at college, hes asked how he met his boyfriends and can easily enough explain that he met patton and roman at school as kids and then they ask about virgil and hes very stiltedly like "well. roman was home schooled for elementary school. and virgil also never went to public school. so roman had met him. before he started school. and introduced us to him." and then visibly relaxes thinking that was sufficient only for andy to later tell teagan "that was definitely not what really happened right?" / "yeah but i cant figure out why" / "i bet its because they met in the cult-"

logan play 3d conversational chess and andy frantically scribbling down notes. at some point he becomes convinced virgil is mothman

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pslsjsj i know theres obviously no reason for logan to bring things up that make him seem suspicious but the idea of him just like casually mentioning weird stuff about his life to a more and more concerned teagan and andy is so funny, just dropping little things into conversation like "oh one of my boyfriends doesnt legally exist", "...when we overthrew the king a couple years ago...", "oh thats my brother thomas. were not twins no i was adopted", "yeah everyone in town was so irrationally scared of me they had a meeting about whether to send me to live in the forest haha" as theyre scrambling to be like cult??? or is he messing with us????

logan tries very hard not to mention things that make him seem suspicious, which makes it even funnier when he does because he honestly didnt know it was a weird thing.

Andy: why are there acorns all over your windowsill

Logan, half-asleep not paying even a little attention: its an offering to deter lightning strikes. what do you use?

Andy: *surreptitiously writes "hippie pagan parents?" on the notebook he carries around*

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they’re very gay actually

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logan: "polygamous marriages are not recognised legally under ohio state law but we married in a way that is technically official and not illegal" (under fae law)

andy: *adds "somehow managed to fudge the law enough to have a 4 way wedding???" to the proof logan is a cryptid board*

Logan: it was spiritually binding, if not technically legal under ohio law

Andy, who crossed out "cult" toward the beginning of this because he thought it was insulting: *tentatively puts a question mark next to the crossed out word*

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I think you've mentioned before that fae children going unnamed for too long has consequences (or maybe you haven't, and I just keep thinking about the prospect); do you have any details on what those consequences are?

similar to the effects of a lack of proper socialization in human children - inability to form social attachments with peers or caregivers, lack of emotional regulation skills, poor cognitive development. sometimes dissociative-disorder-like issues

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something a bit silly ive been wondering about but ! logan tells andy and teagan and thomas tells harley that lamp are married before any of them know hes fae - how do they react to that? like just assume its symbolic rather than legal or they found a loophole in the law or something? are they just too polite to ask anything further? thomas at least could lie to harley but logan cant, does he just have to be like "im married!" andy and teagan: "um. how" logan: "i didnt say it was legal!"

aksldjalksjd yeah pretty much! logan can truthfully say that his marriage isnt legal under ohio law, and andy and teagan arent the kind of people to press for minute details on other peoples polycule legalese. andy probably hears about that throuple who incorporated so they could joint own their house and assumed logans probably pulled off something to that effect

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Roman: I’M TOO HOT!

Roman: *finger guns at Virgil*

Virgil:

Roman: 😄

Roman: 😀

Roman: 🙂

Virgil: *sighs*

Virgil: *completely deadpan* Hot damn.

Roman: CALL THE POLICE AND THE FIREMEN!!!

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pixel art is so fun

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A rose by any other name.....

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Marks and Rec: Misc #2521

He is trying to read. (Dialogue from tumblr.)

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Designing Virgil in the style of nicknames he was given. Part 2

Parano-vigilant

Panic! at the Everywhere

Part 1

Everyone who requested the two: @khomauquatim @uglylittleflea @i-might-be-vanny @sanderssides-sideblog

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Designing Virgil in the style of nicknames he was given

My Chemically Imbalanced Romance

Scare-amore

Two easy ones. I wonder which one to do next

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WE R SO BACK (realized i can draw whatever i want whenever i want)