I like a lot of random shit as long as it's good. Software engineer who made a job out of his pipe-dream of being a game designer and lost all passion for it. Ambiguously mentally ill in the kind of way where I'm funny but I'd rather die than share a fun fact about myself of my own volition, so please feel free to AMA. Minors DNI. Please be patient I'm a recovering redditor (thanks r/196). 27 | He/him | Straight (ally 馃挅) | Single 馃槇馃ズ
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what do you mean you havent used mindfulness techniques to accept the state of the torture labyrinth as is yet. its like youre not even trying
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man with loophole fetish facing criminal charges gets off on a technicality
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during the smoke sesh our brooding silent friend said "forgive me master" before reducing the entire bowl to ashes in one hit and he didnt even cough
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Straight guys who use tumblr are the funniest people ever literally how did you end up here
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They鈥檙e scared because they know that the public is with Luigi.

They鈥檙e violating his rights because they need to maintain capitalism.
Keep talking about Luigi.
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