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I should be allowed on the roof of every building and on the inside of every elevator room. I should be permitted in every cellar and every vault. I should have license over all the data in all the data-stores. It is my birthright

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I just realized I think I trained my youngest brother to grab me treats whenever he goes to the store because I used to grab him stuff whenever I went to a gas station on the way home from school

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The “oh I could definitely write this fanfic in under 5000 words and it really wouldn’t take me that long” voice in your head is actually the devil speaking

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im sure you've answered this somewhere before but why does X wear his helmet? ik you've said he's not a hybrid which i assume just means he's human, so is it just that he doesnt like showing his face? or is it plot or backstory related? -starr

Who’s to say!! Seems to be a mystery to the other hermits…

(shoutout to @kiwinatorwaffles‘s baldsuma comic, i couldn’t not make a cheeky reference to it hehe :] )

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can’t focus on work. can only think of that one lesbian poem about chivalry

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ethos modded mc season 2................

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Found the most forlorn looking lil guy on iNaturalist the other night

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Guys I think I'm in love with the sexy tv man

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Ch🧐

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repo! the genetic opera, lisa frankenstein, the rocky horror picture show, ghostbusters, little shop of horrors, clue- need i go on?

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We love the library!

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No way,,,,,,,,

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Finally there's fully American accent Valentino

The psychic moth CEO of Valware Enterprises and unofficially the creepiest guy to ever perish. Certainly a choice to wear leather skirts in hell, but it's okay he has the body temperature of ice and the willpower of a fucking maniac

edit: forgot to say, of course the eyes on his wings hypnotise people. And of course he uses his powers to be an invasive species

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fruice,,, 🥭🍎🍏🍑🍐🍊🍇🍓

,,, vegdebles 🥦🍆🥑🥒🥔🥕🫑🌽

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Sallie May is hot af, but it's also cute seeing the sisters together! Hope we get more shorts going forward! Maybe we'll even see the cherubs again ^^