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hey guys do we think the stigmata is self lubricating

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I do love that as a fandom we're like "pre-locked tomb reading list: the iliad the bible shakespeare's entire works lolita edgar allen poe's poems the oral history of aotearoa the epic of gilgamesh and the oxford dictionary. And then you read it and half the prose is:

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I love grindr images like this, they're so awesome sauced

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Professor Pepper (John Henry) - The True History of the Ghost; and All About Metempsychosis. London, Paris, New York & Melbourne: Cassell & Company, Limited, 1890

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Been worried because a bit ago I walked past a group of kids and one little fella yelled at another one “I just stabbed you with the most deadliest poison in the world”. I don’t even think he should have that. I don’t want him to have that near me

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ma’am your child’s blood test came back with over 6,000 diabolichrons. that’s the highest ive ever seen. this is gonna be the evilest baby of all time

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i love having the hubris to go 'sure i'll try that, how hard can it be' about every creative skill under the sun. jack of all trades master of shit fuck but who says you have to be a master??? maybe i want to sew a mediocre plushie and code a janky mod and write a bland song. im having fun. im in my lane. im learning and im thriving.

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HAPPY PRIDE

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My cats wanted to fight again and I wasn't letting them but the passion in their eye contact suggests they started fighting telepathically

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this would kill a victorian child

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they should invent joints that don’t hurt

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Cortana can actually go fuck itself it wants me to take all the FLAVOR out of my writing, you can pry my dashes and ellipses and fucking fragments out of my COLD DEAD HANDS you fucking AI motherfucker