Squeezing 4XLs worth of ass into M sized underwear is kinda like putting the square block through the circle hole. It still fits but you're not really sure you were supposed to do it.
yup, maybe you did. or maybe, just maybe, you put on a few *hundred*, cause that is a ball gut of pretty sizeable proportion. i mean, you don't even come close to being able to hold it in your hands, it sags completely over your belt, and i bet if you we're to try to close that shirt your wearing, you'd be lucky if a button didn't pop off the next time you sat down. not to mention, based on the size of your pants, it looks like your gut isn't the only place where an insane amount of lard has wound up - im sure you're thighs are like tree trunks, but certainly not due to muscle. so yeah, maybe you did put on a few pounds, and maybe you'll put on a few more.
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