heya! my name is Paige (of the Turner family) and this is my blog! :3
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BESTIE @fruityfairyfriend IS DRIVING THE BOAT OMGGGGGGGGG
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the Goat™️ just gave me a funky crystal?? DESTRUCTION HERE I COME!!!!
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no promises, bestie
the Goat™️ just gave me a funky crystal?? DESTRUCTION HERE I COME!!!!
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the Goat™️ just gave me a funky crystal?? DESTRUCTION HERE I COME!!!!
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just offered a fried rat to a guy as an apology
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just defeated a big ol’ chain mound monster, no thanks to
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just flirted my way into an enemy surrender again
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THAT’S FUCKIN LEGENDARY!!!!! GOAT PISS GIRL!!!!!
guun-gin is a true hero.
my guy lit a dude on fire and then pissed 20ft right on the dude. i'm pretty sure he deserves an award for that.
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y’all … I found pics of my Humansona for REAL …
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you’re a goddamn LEGEND!!!!!
I AM SO FUCKING GOOD AT MANNING A SHIP!! LET'S FUCKING GO!!!
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pretending to be a kitchen-focused handy-cat to break into prison …
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me trying to scrub the wisdom back in:
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I’m sorrrrryyyyyyyyyyyy
i'm your resident nature fucker, you heard it here first!
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Moon Man™️ is bringing us to our forest court date ig. I’ll let y’all know the verdict.
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