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I had to wait a whole year to post this 😂

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Show me your dogs and I'll tell you what their name is

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i'd like to think that somewhere out there is a beautiful parallel dimension where the pope killed jd vance instead of the other way around

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timothee chalamet’s full name is “timothee hal chalamet” and I have never seen a name that looked so much like an anagram

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Rick Astley's father Ossie Astley celebrating "Never Gonna Give You Up" making it to #1 on the UK charts in 1987.

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polyamory would not always fix the love triangle. sometimes it would make it much, much worse. but they should do it anyway

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won't beef with people younger than me because that's embarrassing for me. won't beef with people older than me because that's embarrassing for them. won't beef with people my age because i know we both have better shit to be doing. peace and lovr on planet earth

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I love you, I hate you, I missed you.

My partner showed me Gravity Falls lol

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I mean it’s somebody’s birthday

I wish I was eating birthday cake right now

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Your are the monarch of a historical/fantasy kingdom, who perished many years ago and your name is only written down in recorded history, know only to future generations.

Out of the 130 options in the picker wheel here (all are gender neutral),

And yes: there is a 'no epithet' option in there.

I got The Oathtaker.

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Shouldn't you be clapping me in irons? / Too much paperwork. MISS FISHER'S MURDER MYSTERIES (2012–2015) — 1x03 "The Green Mill Murder"

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Reblog to make him lose another 200 billion, like to make him lose 1 billion

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ain’t recording shit w/ fionna’s phone

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i fuckin love ao3 man

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trying to get irl friends into watching mash is insane, i'll be like "have you heard about this critically-acclaimed, emmy-award-winning, 11-seasons-long sitcom-turned-dramedy that established the A-plot-B-plot structure of modern tv writing and to this day holds the all-time record for the most concurrent viewers on a single episode of any tv show ever?" and they'll be like "no i haven't!"