I'm not a real turnip, but I am a real librarian. I am an actual librarian.
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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My wheelhouse is appliqué, but sometimes I venture into patterning for quilts. Tried out a turtle pattern and with many snags along the way I ended up with a finished product:

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this is the dumbest thing I’ve ever drawn lol
please read Running Close to the Wind by @ariaste
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Saying “lemme just get a quick hit” before picking up my cat, smelling her like a bouquet of flowers, and setting her back down.
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Going to visit family and my brother is picking me. The train didn’t have a dining car so we were worried I’d be murderous when I arrived. I’m notoriously horrid when hungry.

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Not me, sitting in the break room at work not listening to music but still with my headphones in so no one tries to talk to me but I can still hear any hot gossip.
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What?! I’m not still thinking about this? You’re still thinking about this!
Kadou and Evemer having a serious conversation about not repeating past mistakes and anxiety.
Evemer’s brain, helpfully: clavicles
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Gremlin puts herself on a pedestal, but her demands for worship are somewhat undercut by the Lebowski poster.
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Me: I painted my nails!
Boyfriend: silver?
Me: the color is called Gunmetal
Boyfriend: oh, so you can do finger guns?
Me, eyes lighting up with realization: YEAH! (I then proceed to make Tommy guns of my hands) dudududududududud
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You know that trope where someone looks at a character and goes "that is a wet sad little man, I should make sure he's eating properly"
Yeah, I need that to happen to me in real life.
#I can't be trusted to feed myself properly#like it really isn't going to happen without outside intervention#also the way into my pants is through my stomach just sayin
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Me while it's raining: I wish the sky would stop touching me.
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I gotta say I really expected there to be some actual cannibalism in this cannibalism arc.
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"please advise" is the professional email equivalent of "girl help"
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Huge hole in this old pair of pajama bottoms prompted me to slap a patch down, then I liked the look so much I added a few more just for fun.

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I was trying to figure out why my first mushroom seemed kinda off to me, chalked it up to it’s been a while since I made one, then made a second one and realized I put the first one’a cap on backward! 😂
I’m not fixing it. I’m too amused.
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Kadou and Evemer having a serious conversation about not repeating past mistakes and anxiety.
Evemer’s brain, helpfully: clavicles
#a taste of gold and iron#idk why this made me laugh so hard#but I’m going to be thinking about clavicles for weeks#this better not awaken anything in me
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I've been watching Bungou Stray Dogs and it has such a perplexing way of revealing character development. Like it wants to be an ensemble show with big villains and cool fight scenes but then instead of developing characters through the "present" plot it jumps back in time to develop an adjacent character which in turn helps you understand a main character better. Idk how I feel about it.
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