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HAPPY HORNETVERSARY!!! this took 2 long.

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peep show is like what if this crazy silly carefree party girl was actually your boy best friend and you were a stuffy neurotic businessman who secretly longed to adopt him and keep him in your home forever and ever so he'd never be able to even think of leaving you? happened to my friend mark

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When your boy best friend breaks up with you for a woman to switch things up from the times you've tried to break up with him for a woman.

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rip dobby from peep show. you would have loved fujoshing tf out

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I swear the kids yearn for exactly the kind of homoerotic domestic intimacy present in peep show(2003). like helloooo they know each other's favorite breakfasts! make each other's teas! go grocery shopping together! constantly keep tabs on each other and invite themselves along to everything! mourn when the other is traveling alone or working and they suddenly have to live alone for a few days! call one another regularly just to chat and say hello! there are so many genuinely beautiful touching moments of domestic intimacy in this show that are not even played for laughs! oftentimes there is no punchline and we're just left with two men who genuinely know and love each other more than anyone else ever will. I cannot believe there are hardly any fics for these losers it's a CRIME

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in my ideal world where people actually watch peep show, I could post out of pocket stuff like "jeremy should have gotten pregnant" or "jez wants mark to baby trap him so badly it makes him look stupid" and all of you would understand and agree with those statements bc they're TRUE

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This is actual footage from one of Mark’s dreams btw.

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being a peep show fan will have you going "omg theyre in the same shot together..."

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Wanted to do some biblically accurate mh art

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Alex Kralie's Marble Hornets (Trailer) || Marble Hornets: Rosswood (Teaser Trailer)

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I'm losing my mind over how people on the internet are talking about trump bombing Iran "it's WW3! It's WW3 I'm so scared!"

-first of all. we've seen this before. the United States has been waging war in western Asia for decades. do our wars in Iraq and Afghanistan not ring any bells to you?

-second of all. there has not been a war on US soil since the civil war. get your head out of your ass and have some empathy for the people who are actually going to be and are already being affected by this. namely, the citizens of Iran.

- thirdly. y'all need to take a step back with how you're talking about the Iranian government. they are a horrific dictatorship that abuses it's people, and deserves no love from us. just because we dislike the state of Israel, and the US government, doesn't mean we need to start praising the government of Iran.

-lastly, stop fear mongering about nuclear war.

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hey guys, i’m here to relieve you of your fear-mongering For You Page, here’s what we know:

1. this is not “world war 3”. that would be insane, unrealistic, unnecessary, and would never happen immediately off of one (albeit, awful) event like this. absolutely no country wants to go to war right now lol. anyone who makes any joke or post about “getting drafted” or “we��re all gonna die” has not done a lick of research, do not engage with it. plus, we’ve been at war with the middle east for ages, so for them, the timing of this attack is a bigger shock than the attack itself.

2. people in the US are not going to get hurt. more than likely, the worst this can get is some type of gulf war with the middle east limiting access to our resources, which still isn’t ideal. the best course of action for iran right now is to control what they can, which probably means cutting off the strait of hormuz, a strait that runs to the US (and other places) and provides it with resources like oil. (at least, that’s what i predict will happen based on the research i have done, but the resources part still stands). the US military is too advanced and too strong for an attack on US soil to be a strategic move for iran (a country with a population less than a third of the US’s) because they know that whatever they do, the US military will hit back even harder (that is apparent from one of trump’s latest social media posts… that heinous bitch 😒)

3. president trump wants you to be living in fear. that’s what his entire platform has been run on, along with lies and hypocrisy that more and more people are starting to see through. whatever happens in the future, this will be a huge turning point for a lot of individuals who may or may not care about who they voted for. but for those who did not ask for this, here’s what we can do:

stop making everything about the fear in the US and do what you can to lift up the people of iran, the people who were actually attacked, especially if this situation progresses any further. if military attacks do break out, it will most likely be on iranian soil, not the US’s, so do your best to try to be selfless, even through the fear.

please for the love of god do your own research. news articles, reports, even historical articles, anything is better than scrolling through tiktok or tumblr and making your anxiety even worse. don’t even take what i say as fact! yes i’ve done research, but things can (and will) change, so it’s best to stay updated in whatever way you can.

spread positivity, build community, and gather information. as civilians, that is our current best course of action, and our collective greatest strengths. living in fear is feeding into what our government wants you to feel like so you’re easier to control. do not let them.

this is my own pet peeve, but stop saying “we bombed iran” or “we started a war”. WE did not do anything. donald trump did. that is not the america i associate with, nor should it be the one you associate with, either.

lastly, and i’ll say this until i die, everything is going to be okay. there will be issues, of course, but it won’t last forever, i promise. take a break from doomscrolling and get a good night’s rest. stay safe 🫶

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any corriganheads out there

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i could find gay subtext in absolutely anything i could find gay subtext in the straightest thing ever created. im like those medieval scholars who insisted on finding christian interpretations of pagan ideas n text but. for gay ppl

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