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Blorbo and the City of Men, Part II

by Kalem Gray

The city was a place of endless surprises for Blorbo. He had never seen so many people, or so many buildings. He was constantly learning new things, and he loved it.

One day, he was out exploring the city, when he came across a group of men who were fighting. He tried to stop them, but they wouldn't listen. One of the men pulled out a knife, and Blorbo was horrified. He tried to disarm the man, but he was too late. The man stabbed his opponent, and he fell to the ground, dead. The other men ran away, and Blorbo was left alone with the body. He didn't know what to do, so he just stood there, staring at the dead man.

It was then that he noticed the ring on the man's finger. It was the same ring that he had found all those months ago, and he suddenly remembered the symbol on it. He didn't know what it meant, but he knew that it was important. He had to find out.

He took the ring and went back to the city, where he started asking questions. He soon learned that the symbol on the ring was the symbol of a secret society. The society was a group of men who fought for the justice of all. They were the protectors of the city, and they were known as the Guardians.

Blorbo was amazed. He had never heard of such a thing, and he wanted to join. He went to the man who had told him about the Guardians, and he was given a chance to prove himself. He was given a knife and a mask, and he was told to go out and patrol the city. He did as he was told, and he quickly learned the ropes. He soon made a name for himself as one of the most skilled Guardians. He was respected and admired by his fellow Guardians, and he was happy. He had finally found a place where he belonged, and he was doing something worthwhile.

He was making a difference in the city, and he loved it.

Author's note: Blorbo sure seems to be running into a lot of knife fights! It's also getting decidedly less gay and smutty. Let's hope part III changes that.

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The One Where Blorbo and Shiro Make Out on the Couch and it's Hot as Fuck

by TheOneAndOnlyBettyBoop

Fandom: Voltron

Characters: Blorbo, Takashi "Shiro" Shirogane

Word Count: 536

Warnings: Horniness, language, gayness

Summary: Blorbo and Shiro can't resist each other any longer and end up making out on the couch.

A/N: I can't help it, I'm just really turned on by Blorbo and Shiro right now. I hope you enjoy this gay slash fiction I wrote of them!

Blorbo was in his usual spot on the couch, with Takashi "Shiro" Shirogane next to him. They were both watching some stupid reality show on TV, but Blorbo wasn't really paying attention. All he could focus on was the fact that Shiro's thigh was pressed up against his own, and the electric current that seemed to be running between them.

He could feel himself getting harder and harder, and he knew that if he didn't do something soon, he was going to explode. Finally, he couldn't take it anymore. He turned to Shiro and said, "I know this is going to sound crazy, but I really need to kiss you right now."

Shiro, to his credit, didn't even hesitate. He leaned in and kissed Blorbo deeply, their tongues tasting each other. Blorbo moaned as he felt Shiro's hand wander down to his crotch, stroking him through his jeans.

"God, I've wanted to do this for so long," Shiro said, coming up for air.

"Me too," Blorbo replied.

They kissed again, their hands exploring each other's bodies. Finally, they pulled away, both of them panting.

"We should probably stop before things go too far," Shiro said.

"Yeah, you're probably right," Blorbo agreed, though he didn't really want to stop.

"But maybe we could pick this up later?" Shiro suggested.

"Definitely," Blorbo said, unable to keep the grin off his face.

They both went back to watching TV, but now there was a whole new level of tension between them. They both knew that something was going to happen between them, and they couldn't wait to find out what.

The End

Author's Note: Welp I guess I need to stop using "Author's Note" at the end because the AI decided to add in its own author's note. It also provided the fandom, characters, content warning, etc. As an aside, it was only 267 words, not 536.

Anyway that's what I get for including a Voltron character in the prompt.

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Blorbo & Yblorby

by Horny_Bunny

Rating: Mature

Categories: Drama, Romance, Adventure, Gay Sex

Words: 20,000

Status: Complete

Chapter 1

Blorbo and Yblorby were in the midst of a heated argument. It had started as a simple disagreement but quickly escalated into a full-blown shouting match.

"You're nothing but a worthless coward!" Yblorby shouted.

"And you're nothing but a horny slut!" Blorbo shot back.

They were so caught up in their argument that they didn't hear the door open. They didn't notice the tall, muscular man who had entered the room until he spoke.

"Hello, boys," the man said in a deep, sexy voice. "It looks like you could use some help."

Blorbo and Yblorby stopped fighting and turned to look at the man. They both immediately got hard at the sight of him. The man walked over to them and began unbuttoning their shirts.

"Let me help you out of these," he said.

Soon, both men were naked. The man knelt down and took Blorbo's cock into his mouth. He sucked and licked it until it was rock hard. Then he stood up and kissed Yblorby passionately.

Yblorby could feel the other man's hard cock pressing against his. He wrapped his legs around the man's waist and let him enter him. The man fucked him hard and fast, making him moan with pleasure.

Meanwhile, Blorbo was gettinghis own share of pleasure. The man was licking and sucking his balls, driving him wild.

Before long, both men were coming, screaming out in ecstasy. The man licked and kissed them until they calmed down.

"That was amazing," Blorbo said breathlessly.

"I know," Yblorby agreed. "But we can't let this happen again. We're supposed to be enemies."

"You're right," the man said. "This was a one-time thing. I'll see you around."

And with that, he left the room, leaving Blorbo and Yblorby to deal with their confusing feelings.

Chapter 2

Blorbo and Yblorby tried to go back to their lives as if nothing had happened, but it was impossible. They were constantly thinking about the man and the amazing sex they had with him.

One day, they ran into each other in the street. They both blushed and looked away, but not before they saw the bulges in each other's pants.

Without saying a word, they both went to the nearest alleyway and started making out. They ripped each other's clothes off and went at it like animals. They were so caught up in the moment that they didn't hear the footsteps approaching. They didn't notice the man until he spoke.

"I see you two can't stay away from each other," he said.

Blorbo and Yblorby's eyes widened in surprise. They quickly got up and tried to cover themselves.

"It's okay, boys," the man said. "I'm not here to judge you. I just wanted to see if you wanted to have some more fun."

"Hell yeah!" they both shouted.

And so the man took them back to his place and gave them the ride of their lives.

Chapter 3

After that day, Blorbo and Yblorby became inseparable. They went on all sorts of adventures together, and always found time to have wild, crazy sex. They knew they were breaking the rules by being together, but they didn't care. They were in love and nothing was going to stop them.

One day, they finally got caught. They were brought before the council and sentenced to death.

"This is unfair!" Blorbo shouted. "We're in love!"

"Love is a human emotion," the council leader said. "It has no place in our world."

"Please, have mercy!" Yblorby begged.

But the council would not be moved. They were going to execute the two for their crime.

The man who had brought them together one last time. He took them away to a secret place where they could be together forever.

And they lived happily ever after.

Author's note: Incredible, zero notes. I have so many lingering questions. Who was the man? Why was he supposed to be their enemy? What's the council? Are Blorbo and Yblorby not human??? Guess we'll never know. Also big props to GPT 3 for coming up with the name Yblorby, I unfortunately can't take credit for that.

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Blorbo and the City of Men, Part I

by Kalem Gray

The wind was cold that day, biting through Blorbo's thin clothes. He had been walking for hours, ever since he had left the village he had called home for his entire life. He didn't know where he was going, only that he had to keep moving.

The winter had been hard, and food was scarce. Blorbo had been forced to watch as his family and friends slowly starved to death. He couldn't take it anymore, so he had set out into the world, hoping to find something better. He had been walking for days, and he was starting to lose hope. He was weak from hunger and cold, and he knew he wouldn't be able to go much further.

He was about to give up and lie down to die, when he saw a light in the distance. Blorbo forced himself to keep going, and as he got closer, he saw that the light was coming from a fire. He also saw a figure huddled next to the fire, and his heart quickened in hope. He approached the figure, and as he got closer, he saw that it was a man. The man was asleep, and he was completely naked.

Blorbo's eyes widened in surprise, but he didn't hesitate. He quickly stripped off his own clothes and crawled into the man's arms, seeking warmth. The man woke up, but he didn't seem disturbed by Blorbo's presence. He simply wrapped his arms around Blorbo and pulled him close, letting him warm up by the fire.

After a while, Blorbo started to feel better, and his stomach growled with hunger. The man must have heard it, because he reached into a bag and pulled out a piece of bread. He held it out to Blorbo, and the young man eagerly accepted it. They ate in silence, and when they were done, the man lay down, pulling Blorbo with him. He was exhausted, and he quickly fell asleep in the man's arms.

The next morning, Blorbo woke up to find the man gone. He felt a pang of disappointment, but he quickly shook it off. He was alive, and that was all that mattered. He got up and started to gather his things, but he paused when he saw something shining in the grass. He reached down and picked it up, and he saw that it was a ring. It was made of gold, and it had a strange symbol on it. Blorbo didn't know what the symbol meant, but he put the ring on anyway. It felt strange to wear something so valuable, but he didn't have time to think about it. He had to keep moving.

He continued on his journey, and he soon forgot about the ring. It became a part of him, and he stopped thinking about it. One day, he came across another man, who was also naked. The man was injured, and he was staggering along the road. Blorbo rushed to help him, and he soon had him lying down by the fire. The man was delirious, and he kept mumbling about someone named Blorbo. Blorbo didn't know who he was talking about, but he stayed with the man until he died. As he was buried, the man's belongings were given to Blorbo. Among them was a book, which Blorbo took without knowing what it was.

He continued on his journey, and eventually he came to a city. He had never seen anything like it before, and he was awestruck. He wandered the streets for days, not knowing what to do. He was lost and confused, and he didn't know how to find his way back home.

One night, he was sleeping in an alley, when he was awoken by a noise. He sat up, and he saw a group of men, who were dragging a naked man towards him. The man was kicking and screaming, and Blorbo could see that he was terrified. The men threw the man down in front of Blorbo, and one of them pulled out a knife. The man begged for his life, but the men didn't care. They laughed as they held him down, and one of them started to cut him. The man screamed in pain, and Blorbo couldn't take it anymore. He leapt to his feet and attacked the men, fighting with all his might. He was outnumbered and outmatched, but he didn't care. He was determined to save the man's life. He managed to fight off the men, and he helped the man to his feet. The man was badly injured, but he was alive.

Blorbo took him back to the city and found a place for him to rest. He stayed with him, taking care of him, until he was well enough to leave. The man's name was Blorbo, and he was grateful to Blorbo for saving his life. They became friends, and they soon started a life together. Blorbo had finally found a place where he belonged, and he was happy. He didn't know what the future would bring, but he was content to live in the moment.

Author's Note: Clearly GPT-3 wants to go in a weird direction with this. I'm not sure why Blorbo keeps meeting naked men in peril, or why they're all named Blorbo, or why the name Blorbo means nothing to him, Blorbo, but I guess we'll find out in part 2.

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The Memory of Us

by Ryan Field

1 - The First Time

The first time I ever saw Blorbo was at one of my shows. I was performing at a small gay club in the city and he was in the audience. I remember thinking how hot he was. He had this smoldering look in his eyes that made my heart race.

During my performance, I couldn't help but keep sneaking glances at him. I could tell he was enjoying the show and it made me even more turned on. After my set was over, I went to talk to him. We ended up talking for hours and I soon found out that he was a stripper at a nearby club. We exchanged numbers and agreed to meet up sometime. I couldn't stop thinking about him and I was eager to see him again.

A few days later, we met up and went back to my place. We ended up making love that night and I was hooked. I had never felt that way about anyone before. Blorbo was different than any man I had ever met. He was strong and masculine, yet gentle and loving. I was head over heels in love with him.

Before long, we were inseparable. We spent every waking moment together and our love just kept getting stronger. I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with him. One day, out of the blue, he proposed to me. I said yes without even hesitation. I couldn't imagine my life without him. We were married a few months later in a small ceremony. We didn't have much money, but it didn't matter. We were happy just being together. life was perfect.

But then, one day, everything changed. Blorbo was killed in a car accident. I was devastated. I couldn't imagine life without him. But I had to go on. I had to find a way to live without him.

2- Memories

I was struggling to get through each day without Blorbo. I missed him so much. He was my everything and now he was gone.

I tried to keep busy and distract myself, but it was impossible. I was constantly reminded of him. Everywhere I looked, there was something that reminded me of him. I decided to go back to work, but it was hard. I didn't have the same passion for it anymore. My heart just wasn't in it. But I had to keep going. I had to find a way to make it without him.

One day, I was going through some of our old things. I came across a box of pictures that we had taken together. I sat down and went through them, one by one. As I looked at each picture, I remembered all the good times we had together. I laughed and cried as I went through them. It was then that I realized that even though he was gone, I would always have the memories of our time together. And that was something that could never be taken away from me. I decided to put together a photo album of our pictures. It was a way for me to keep him close to my heart.

Every day, I would look through the album and remember all the happy times we had together. It was a way for me to keep his memory alive. And even though he was gone, I knew that he was still with me in my heart.

3 - Moving On

It's been a few years since Blorbo died. I'm doing better now. I've been able to move on with my life. I still miss him every day, but I know that he would want me to be happy.

I'm married now. I met my husband, Mark, a few years after Blorbo died. He's a good man and I love him. We don't have any kids, but we're happy just the way we are.

I still keep the photo album of Blorbo and me. It's a special way for me to remember the love of my life. Every day, I am grateful for the time I had with him. Even though he's gone, he will always have a place in my heart.

Author's note: This uh. Got very dark and not very horny. Anyway enjoy this Blorbo fic.

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The Horny Blorbo

by HornyBlorbo

Content Warnings: This story contains graphic descriptions of sexual acts. It is intended for an adults only audience.

Chapter 1

Blorbo had always been a horny little bastard.

Even from a young age, he had been obsessed with sex. He would spend hours pleasuring himself, dreaming about all the different ways he could fuck someone.

Now that he was an adult, his sex drive had only gotten stronger. He was always on the lookout for a new conquest, someone to satiate his never-ending appetite for cock.

Tonight, he had his sights set on one of his regular shows. The guy was hot as hell, and Blorbo knew he was into him. He was sure that he could seduce him, and he couldn't wait to get his hands on that tight ass.

He watched the show eagerly, his dick getting harder and harder as he watched the guy perform. When the show was over, he made his way backstage, eagerly anticipating what was to come.

Chapter 2

As soon as they were alone, Blorbo pounced on the guy, kissing him passionately. The guy kissed back eagerly, and Blorbo could feel his hard cock pressing against him. He pulled the guy towards the couch, and pushed him down onto it. He wasted no time in pulling down the guy's pants, and revealing his hard cock.

Blorbo licked his lips eagerly, before leaning down and taking the guy's cock into his mouth. He sucked eagerly, his tongue swirling around the guy's head. The guy moaned loudly, thrusting his hips eagerly. Blorbo's mouth was watering, and he knew he wouldn't be able to hold back much longer. He pulled away, and quickly stripped off his own clothes.

He didn't even give the guy a chance to recover, before he was straddling him, and impaling himself on that hard cock. He rode the guy eagerly, each thrust harder and faster than the last. The guy was pounding into him, and Blorbo could feel his orgasm building. He cried out, as he came hard, his body shaking with pleasure. The guy followed suit soon afterwards, pumping his hot load deep inside of Blorbo. Collapsing onto the guy, Blorbo knew he had found his new favourite conquest.

Chapter 3

After that first time, Blorbo and the guy became regulars. They would meet up backstage after the show, and fuck each other senseless. Blorbo couldn't get enough of that tight ass, and he would fuck it every chance he got. The guy was always up for it, and he would eagerly take whatever Blorbo had to give. They tried out all sorts of different positions, and experimented with different ways of pleasuring each other. They were insatiable, and their sex life was always hot and steamy.

One night, after a particularly intense session, they lay in each other's arms, panting and sweaty. Blorbo knew he had found his perfect match, and he never wanted to let him go.

Chapter 4

Eventually, Blorbo and the guy started dating each other exclusively. They were happy together, and their sex life was still as active as ever. They would often spend entire days in bed, exploring each other's bodies and giving each other pleasure. They were always up for trying new things, and they never got bored of each other. Every time they were together, it was like the first time all over again. They were always eager to please each other, and their passion for each other was undeniable.

Eventually, they decided to take their relationship to the next level, and they got married. They were happy together, and they knew they would be for the rest of their lives.

The End.

Author's Note: Pretty solid sex scene in chapter 2, but man that got boring and monogamous quickly. What a weirdly puritanical ending. Also a bit disappointing that there was literally no buildup to the sex, but what can you expect from an AI writing under the pen name HornyBlorbo. I do love the fact that Blorbo's eventual spouse never gets named. I'd also like to point out that the content warning was actually generated by the AI! That was not me, I swear.