turnips-creates
turnips-creates
A Caffeinated Turnip!
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lvl21+ | Creative Writing Student | Book Nerd | Absolute Dumbass | Gay Disaster(heavy on the aster) | Draw me something!!!: https://drawme.share-on.me/pjoxzE3A2k
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Celebrating Black History Month Black Joy in Films
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translation: “My sheep! [bah! bah!] You are my life. [bah! bah!] Walk behind me…[bah! bah!] Sing (after me).”
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i feel strongly about this
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DEAD POETS SOCIETY (1989) – dir. Peter Weir
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herpetological guide
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The haunting ancient Celtic carnyx being played for an audience. This is the sound Roman soldiers would have heard their Celtic enemies make.
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imagine the supernatural season one aesthetic if they were boppin around in a prius
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SIR, do you have a moment to invade an imperial installation based on nothing but hope?
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On the one hand, deciding to do a herringbone pattern probably increased the floor renovation project time by 4-5 hours. On the other hand, my library floor is going to look bomb as hell (just as soon as I run to Home Depot for more flooring because I ran out 😬). We’ll do black grout in here as well. And once the floor is done…I can start building bookshelves 🎉🎉🎉
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close enough, welcome back ozai’s angels
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Curious babies, cutest newbies
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The first rule of cable management is "out of sight, out of mind"
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If you ever told me I’d eventually be more disabled by my migraines than my “spontaneous anaphylactic reaction to my own hormones” disease, I never would have believed you.
And yet, somehow, my MCAS is now better controlled and less disabling than my migraines.
What the fuck.
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somewhere out there right now is a kid with curly hair being raised by people who have wavy hair at best and those people are giving them 2-in-1 shampoo and conditioner and telling them to dry brush it. and that kid is gonna spend all of middle school and high school hating their hair and moping over the flat iron. they're being told right now that if they don't dry-brush their curl pattern into oblivion every morning it means they're unkempt and gross even though they naturally have the kind of ringlets that a thousand bridezillas would commit horrible murders for every june. it's happening right now it's an absolute epidemic and a tragedy every time
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Don’t call me angel
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Yes, I am a straight man. Yes, getting the shit beat out of me in an all-male mosh pit is an erotic experience for me. We exist
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