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Earl grey, black and pomegranate tea for Hellboy please? 💚💜 I hope you don't mind me sending multiple requests (say so if you do pls), I took liberty when you wrote you'd like to do more 😅😅 Hope you'll have a nice day/night!

earl grey tea; how did they court their s/o?

Hellboy courted you the classic way. night dates only and he tries his best to be the best romantic out there. sometime it doesn’t work out but you find it cute. the burnt flowers from his nervous hands was enough for you to just cherish him.

black tea; what do they look for in a person?

nice legs B) i feel like he would appreciate some nice thighs and calves. idk. i see him as a leg man. anyway. also someone very genuine

pomegranate tea; at what point did they know they loved their s/o?

Hellboy doesn’t remember. maybe the day you stood up to his dad for him. maybe the night you held him and said it was okay to feel like a monster but it doesn’t mean he was really a monster. maybe the night you took the first step and kissed him instead (or tried to since you’re short compared to him.) maybe the night you both said i love you. maybe it was the moment you both laid eyes on each other and you didn’t scream, you just looked at him in awe. Hellboy doesn’t remember but he knows he loves you.

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Did I buy a B.P.R.D shirt last week?

Did it come yesterday?

Did I wear it to walmart this afternoon and feel like a cooldude™️ the whole time?

Maybe.

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Everyone seeing HarborHellboy! : Ugh he’s such an uggo! He looks like he was hit in the face by Thor’s hammer and a shovel to pick up roadkill!!

Me seeing HarborHellboy!: 

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I’ll never forget that one time I was talking to this boy and I rejected him (mind you I almost gave him my address because we were supposed to go out) and he stalked and harassed me for an entire month and put my number on Craigslist (I was getting hundreds of calls and texts every day to the point my phone stopped working).

Men are crazy.

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David Harbour is precious and I would die for him

That’s it. That’s the whole story.

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Reblog if you love both Ron Perlman’s Hellboy and David Harbour’s Hellboy

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monster fuckers are ready bitches

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what’s ur sign and what’s the person you’re closest too sign

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Watching Hellboy with my parents & brother

Hellboy: *Comes out of Arthur's tomb with the big horns, flaming sword, and crown- shirtless*

Me: "That's big sexy right there."

My mum:

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Hrrrrnnggh Alice I’m trying to sneak around but I’m dummy thicc and the clap of my ass cheeks keeps alerting the blood queen

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reblog this and put the year you were born and the first social media you had an account on in the tags

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Dadbod of the century. Gimme.

David Harbour as Jim Hopper in Stranger Things 3.03

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*slamming fists on tabletop* ONLY TWO MORE TUESDAYS TIL HELLBOY

TWO MORE TUESDAYS TILL HELLBOY

God I’m so ready to have big Red in my face again…

💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜

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Current mood: Trying to ignore my depression by wasting gas just to listen to the Grateful Dead with the windows down.

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and i feel anung un rama in this chili’s tonight

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Me, calculating the age difference between me and a celebrity as if THAT is the biggest obstacle in our hypothetical relationship: yeah okay this could work

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This man could GET. IT.

GQ Mexico