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meenah <3< roxy c3< dirk hear me out

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and what if i said i made shitty tiny versions of my homestuck sweaters in ACNH? my homestuck sweaters that you can preorder right now until may 21st?

my homestuck sweaters that you cannot wear in ACNH because i havent unlocked able sisters on this new island yet but when i do ill post the qr code

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what the “eff” is Homestruck? o.O;; is it a anime? or is it a yaoi? I could totally get into it if it was yaoi xD;; >//w//>

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13 years since [S] Cascade.......

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Somebody help him out

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It's been literal ages since I've drawn Dirkhal but I was inspired

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INTRODUCING: QUADRANT MAKER

A Gif generator for all your shipping needs. :3

Do whatever the fuck you want to do with it I don't care

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Continuing to dirk stuck in a box (but that post was on my deactivated blog) (smh)

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going to go completely bugfuck insane for a little bit here. we need to talk about ultrose

Ultimate Rose, Pt. 1 (establishing facts)

so

ultrose is a fucking bundle of contradictions, huh?

i think its worth immediately establishing postcanon rose as a liar. specifically, there are a few crucial lies -- lies she tells herself as well -- that define the basis of ultrose. (im mostly going to be looking at candy timeline here, because meat ultrose is a whole other tin can of worms.)

the crucial scenes to compare are the last scene where she talks to john at the peak of the war, and the scene where she plays her hand in beyond canon.

i'm going to skip around this scene (candy 33), but stick with me.

this rose.

this rose right here. this rose who is happy. who loves her wife. who has *a* daughter.

this rose, as she herself describes.

is not "true."

rose firmly believes that knowledge means suffering. which, given the state of her body at the start of the prologue, probably feels deeply true! and her ailment disappearing coincides with her sight vanishing, and her knowledge of The Shape Of Postcanon slipping away. (candy 4)

"For some reason" "whatever it was she felt"

i think it's extremely important to establish here that rose wiped her own mind.

or maybe roxy wiped her mind. or the severing of meat/candy wiped her mind, but that last one feels very unlikely to me considering that this mind-wiped-state is at-will.

and we know that, because during the candy timeline, she is two things:

blind to the world

happy

and in beyond canon, this very same rose, days later, is:

too-aware, and in touch with her powers

deeply miserable

she stopped trying the moment the comic came back. she stopped trying because she never started. that was a whole ass different rose. one without the memories or powers.

if you'd allow me to be insane, i think i know which rose.

from ultdirk describing his experiences (with supplementary text from davepeta), we know what being ultimate is like. we understand that he has access to every splinter of himself, some more prominent than others.

so if rose is able to prioritize bringing one iteration of herself to the front of her mind... which rose would be the best?

which rose would be the happiest, the most pleased by living on earth c? the one blissed by love, the one who would be happy with a daughter and a wife.

it's not our main rose. she was not happy during her wedding. she didn't enjoy her life. she didn't think she'd ever be happy until after the meat/candy split happened.

you know who would have loved that?

what

what is this...... very very important thing doing here?

why is she "correcting" herself? why is she making this distinction? we haven't heard a word spoken about complacency of the learned, maybe at all, in the entire epilogues. and we know rose never really finished the story. it was just some amateur wizardfic.

but say there was another rose. a member of the gestalt, who actually DID finish writing complacency. who fought her whole life for the right to have a family, but ultimately failed.

say there was a rose who was an author.

yeah. i think the rose who gets to act out the bulk of the candy timeline (notably NOT yiffy. that was alllllllll ultrose) is alpha rose. roxy's mom. the one who fought the condesce and lost. and i think she's here simply because she's the best choice.

i mean, fuck, in hs2 rose straight up says it.

so . yeah. this is all establishing stuff for my Insane Theory. my real one about why shes doing all this. how shes doing all this. i have been sitting on this theory for months and if you thought "candy rose is alpha earth rose" is unhinged you aint seen nothing yet

gloves are canon

part 2 is here.

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Look at that beautifully low quality. He will never switch apps halfway through again

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narremes?

The universe of Homestuck operates on fundamentally different principles compared to our own. While our universe is composed of baryonic matter (ordinary matter made up of atoms with protons and neutrons in their nuclei), the Homestuck universe is built from "narremes" - elemental units of narrative (such as how a gene is a unit of biological information, and a meme is a unit of cultural information).

These narremes are the most basic components of reality in the Homestuck universe, analogous to quarks or strings in our own. They correspond to the various aspects in SBURB: Space, Time, Light, Void, Life, Doom, Hope, Rage, Heart, Mind, Breath, and Blood. Everything in the Homestuck universe is composed of these narremes in varying combinations.

For example, an apple in this universe would primarily consist of Space narremes (as all physical objects do), but also contain Life narremes due to its biological nature and role in nourishment. It might also incorporate Light narremes based on its symbolic associations with knowledge.

This narrematic structure explains the functionality of the alchemy system in SBURB, which manipulates these narrative components to create new objects. It also elucidates why aspect powers function as they do - players are directly interacting with and manipulating the narrative elements that compose their reality.

In essence, the Homestuck universe is one where narrative and physical reality are intrinsically linked - or rather, the physical laws of reality (which are doomy) are a subset of the narrative laws. The laws of physics in this universe are, in fact, laws of narrative, and what we would consider fundamental forces are aspects of storytelling.

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did you do the homestuck background on the newest ep (its a trip knowing you got to do concepts for smiling friends this time. hell yeah)

yeah lmfao im surprised oeople picked up on it so fast heres how it looked before they added fx. also surprised it got through, i'd added "chucks feed and seed" to a shop sign in another BG and that got removed LOL

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