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I want to be an evil wizard. but I keep choosing kindness

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I had a dream a while ago that I was walking down a winding road in a forest in the middle of the night and there were several signs along the road. One of them had a picture of Dr house on it and it said “are you gay” and there were two buttons underneath labeled yes and no. And if you pressed the yes button a fire hose would spray at you

This is exactly what it looked like

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lol. Lmao even

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you can stop holding onto him so tight girl he's not going anywhere

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i moved last month and this leasing agency is the fucking worst. i tried so hard to do my research before moving but apparently they were in the process of changing management and we have roaches, have been here a month with no key to our mailbox, the washer in our building doesn’t work, our microwave is broken, the deadbolt needed replaced, and someone tried to steal my car. i fucking hate it here and i can’t do a thing about it i’m stuck here for a year please please kill me

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i’m trying so hard to take care of myself but i feel like i’m approaching autistic burnout again because of the number of people i have to talk to and mask for at work and i can’t afford to not work i’m barely scraping by as it is please

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Aww 🥺🥺🥺

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I need more pictures of doofenshmirtz that absolutely embodies babygirl status, feel free to add to this

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I feel like we need to talk more about how fucking boring depression can be. I pick up a book and can’t read more than a few sentences, a chapter if I’m lucky, before I can’t focus. I knit two rows of something and then can’t continue. I scroll through all the different options of shows I haven’t watched without clicking on any of them. I hop from app to app looking for content that will spark literally any single emotion. It’s not even 10am and I already feel like I’m just waiting until it’s time to go back to bed.

I hate it I hate it I hate it

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Oh shittttt I forgot this was my one wild and precious life

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“Dykes and Their Cars” by Chloe Sherman

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at the grocery store purchasing an amount of vegetables best described as "optimistic"

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I’m not saying it’s right, but I understand (x)

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smoking the shit that made....lets see..... hmmm yes. ill take "smoking the shit that made jack a lantern" for a hefty sum of 17 notes please

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this picture is cracking me up so bad house looks like a recently divorced dad who's spending the weekend with his son and decided to take him to the amusement park