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Magma dump, drew a bunch with friends and some really rad artists.

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Welcome back to Hell, Turtle 🍓🐀

Also that text is a bitch to read at 7 am, lma. Stop being fancy!

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Splendid doodles! Reminded me that I haven't tried my hand at OFF in a while, either. But can you imagine if these universes collided?

Even cosmic babysitters wouldn't know how to unpack all that.

Blesss your heart for making so much content of Boy and Girl! Every social media site I've looked at has been a dry desert for new art for those two, and the sheer quantity/quality I've found here has earned ya a follower! Hoping to see more soon, grinning real stupid till then!

I'm very flattered! Please check out the work of @/a-not-so-sure-artist, if you haven't already, she made a lot of super charming and silly stuff featuring those two, and her art style is generally Baller.

Anyway, I see those old posts on your blog. I know what you are, or at least were. Hence the thing above.

And a more light-hearted doodle. (They are marching along, fully prepared to make some kid's night Awesome.)

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Rare upload? Rare upload.

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EW, what the FUCK is this new interface???

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Redrew one of my Instagram prompts to look less shit, thought it was good enough for here, so have some Julian in his few outfits.

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Happy pride month. :)  

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Commissions are open!

I haven’t advertised them in a hot minute bc the last commission sheet is super outdated, and I haven’t the know-how to put a spreadsheet together all pretty like some folks, but I do take commissions from time to time. :)

Lineart $25

Lineart ŵ Color/Shading $30-45

Extra character: $10-$20 

Background: Simple color gradient are free, detailed backgrounds are $10.

All prices are full-body. Range is dependent on complexity of characters.

If inquiring about half-bodies, price is half the total listed above. All prices are USD, all payments must be received before work begins. My only payment option is Paypal.

What is okay to commission:

Original Characters

Fanart

Ships (Provided they are not problematic in content.)

Mild to moderate gore

Suggestive/partial nudity. (Ie: butts = fine, dick/boobs = no)

What is not okay to commission:

Generally Triggering content | Suicide, Abusive ships, known phobias.

Extremely Heavy Gore

Full on N/S/F/W  (Twitter-exclusive commission option.)

Check the following links for examples of my past work: [Here] l [Here] 

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People can say what they like about Sock.clip’s character redesigns for these three, I love their vastly opposing personalities and the shitpost potential. uvu

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Normalize sitting in your too-large tee shirt with your legs scrunched into it.

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Julian is a fun lad to draw; and his body type means a good exercise in muscle study, and how clothing folds work, I’ll probably do more later.

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Polar Opposite Personalities.

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Poor Julian. 

Nick (Nitty Gritty) is DEFO the type of asshole sibling who'll go out of his way to make a 7 inch height difference feel a lot more like a foot.

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I do not give a fuck that its may, I’m drawing the good Dr. Junkenstein.

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Your favorite Phone.