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when tumblr dies i'll live under your bed and you can say out loud what you would post and i will say LIKE or REBLOG it'll be just like we're still here

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fuck. i love my own blog. it’s almost like it’s full of things i would post it’s crazy

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Hugs to everyone who is still trying to be an open-hearted and kind person even while having to process lots of heavy things.

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again, i'd like a source for your claims. spreading misinformation is incredibly shitty so i do hope you're not just talking out of ur ass in hopes of getting a popular post

lol come to find out iran moved their stockpiles and those areas he bombed were empty after trump told them their war plans via social media.

what a fucking idiot and a complete waste of money.

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i know all about allistic people. they really love loud sudden noises and bad textures

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Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.

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"my doctor is refusing to prescribe me this medication I need because they think I'm displaying 'drug seeking behavior'"

-> "it sucks so bad that the institution of medicine empowers people to be so ableist and just refuse treatment to addicts based on vibes" yeah it sure does

-> "addicts are to blame for this" bro is onto nothing 🔥🔥🔥

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like, okay, consent does literally just mean agree. which is what enables this little rhetorical trick. because there's all this cultural emphasis on sexual consent, which is just expressed as consent, a lot of phrases whose intended meanings are "rape is bad" can be taken literally to mean "i should get to agree to everything that happens in my vicinity."

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Agreed.

American families are diverse and inclusive.

MAGA can't handle their happiness and joy.

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people love to complain about sex scenes in tv shows and violence in movies when the real danger is scenes that make you feel second hand embarrassment.

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If my nipples want to be the star of my outfit who am I to stop them

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He means a little squeeze bottle with brine shrimp inside but… bottle feeding the loblings…

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for years the only thing on my laptop's desktop was this photo of john cena that i named "i know i'm marrying your mother but you don't have to call me dad unless you want to.jpeg"

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reverse suicide note where everyone you write on it dies

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love when my internet gets bad and im just scrolling the dash looking at the diagonal gradients