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so, i'm tangentially aware of the golden sun community, and as i'm on 2 in a series where there's only 3 games, i'm starting to wonder about the third (dark dawn iirc?). it seems to be the black sheep of the franchise, and i have a distinct feeling that i'm either going to absolutely hate it or absolutely love it, with no middle ground (i'm somebody who unironically likes the star wars prequels, liking the part of a series that literally everyone hates is apparently a part of me)

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im like if monkies had feelings

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i had donkey kong jr over for dinner once and i walked in on him drinking my piss out the toileret

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putting asgore in the "women want me, fish fear me" hat. i don't know how undyne would feel about it, but i do know she'd give him shit for it regardless

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so do you think it says anything about society that the top in hentai/porn in general usually has a darker skintone than the bottom, often by a significant degree. like we dont really see too many tops with the ghastly pale skintones that the bottoms have, and im saying this as somebody who's ghastly pale and is (at least in theory) a top. like i definitely think it says something about how society views sex insofar as how the top/sexually aggressive partner in porn tends to be darker skinned than the bottom/sexually passive partner. i think theres some potentially racist implications there. maybe it's not really my place to explore those implications, but it probably seems to be something worth exploring

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Growlithe – Ken Sugimori

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TIL that mongolian has used cyrillic since the 1940s due to soviet pressure, and in modern times there's actually been an initiative to move back to a native mongolian script since y'know, the USSR has been dead for a while now. hope that goes well for them!!! always bullshit when language reforms are forced on people!!!!

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discord, why don't you just offer to fucking shoot me

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Hey what's up everybody this is PenisButterGamer here and today i'm reviewing Zelda II, The Eadventure of Lincoln for the Nintendo SwitchCube 3; let's get strated!!!!

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i love when women have that high cheek boned triangular face shape to them. beautiful. effervescent, even. kity-like,

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as a 21 year old human, i'm old enough in dog years to rent a car from a Dog Dealership

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oh my god did skyrim anniversary edition really come out when i was still in high school??? what the fuck, i thought it was so much more recent than that...

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just heard about this piano etude from the 1840s in the context of "this sounds like early chiptune music played on piano" and as a consequence i just had the thought "eh, it's no tim follin", again, in reference to a song from the fucking 1840s

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on the bright side, that mouse was in fact a gift from my mom's abusive ex, so honestly part of me is happy to be rid of it if only for who it came from. i must admit, i felt a pang of guilt throwing it out, i always thought i hated it but i guess after a while i grew to appreciate the damn thing. god, i'm such a sentimental fuck; makes you wanna PUKE

so, my new laptop did in fact break something when i tried to unplug the USB dongle for my mouse and the connector bit just sorta stayed stuck inside while the rest of it pulled out. at first, i was wondering if i could just put the electronic bits back in since it seemed like it was still all in one piece aside from the connector bit, but then i showed it to my mom and she insisted on trying to get it out herself and she broke the electronic bits too, so y'know. that's fun. had to use fucking pliers to get it out, god damn dude

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so, my new laptop did in fact break something when i tried to unplug the USB dongle for my mouse and the connector bit just sorta stayed stuck inside while the rest of it pulled out. at first, i was wondering if i could just put the electronic bits back in since it seemed like it was still all in one piece aside from the connector bit, but then i showed it to my mom and she insisted on trying to get it out herself and she broke the electronic bits too, so y'know. that's fun. had to use fucking pliers to get it out, god damn dude

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forever thinking about that one straight guy at stonewall who saw a riot happening, thought "shit, must be happening for a good reason" and started fighting cops alongside them

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earlier, when i was out to dinner, i went to the bathroom and when i opened the door there was this kid playing with the blow dryer thing and the door opening startled him so bad that he started falling and as he tried to regain balance the maneuvers he ended up doing looked like he was trying to dance. beautiful