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turtlesalads · 2 months
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fuck you *morphs*
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turtlesalads · 2 months
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wish I was taking a poli sci class this fall semester.....
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turtlesalads · 3 months
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turtlesalads · 3 months
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ok chat I'm leaving again </3
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turtlesalads · 3 months
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ok moots watch strangers from hell <3 or the merciless <3
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turtlesalads · 3 months
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Korean cinema really had a whole ass era where a pretty young thing with kylie jenner lips would meet a hot older mildly to fully corrupt man who would end up manhandling the fuck outta that twink and I really think we should return to that era
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turtlesalads · 3 months
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Korean cinema really had a whole ass era where a pretty young thing with kylie jenner lips would meet a hot older mildly to fully corrupt man who would end up manhandling the fuck outta that twink and I really think we should return to that era
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turtlesalads · 5 months
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my transfer on-campus college life will be looking like a douyin hot boy and going to counseling <3
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turtlesalads · 6 months
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Today’s the day
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turtlesalads · 6 months
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Today’s the day
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turtlesalads · 6 months
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Are you depressed? Are you a Ninja? Do you have organs that you’re not getting much use out of? Are you a furry desperate to achieve that perfect mutant body and just don’t know how? Do you have family members that need to be punished? Step right under that cardboard box held up with a stick and all your dreams are about to come true
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turtlesalads · 7 months
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my announcement post transplanted from twt
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turtlesalads · 7 months
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What could he possibly Fucking want.
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turtlesalads · 8 months
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turtlesalads · 8 months
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anyways guardian got me barking like a damn dog you need to put me down
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turtlesalads · 8 months
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something I like to keep 2 myself is just how batshit insane and unhinged I get abt my fav media like . ur rotating ur blorbo like a microwave? well I'm killing mine face to face in a dance to the death where only one of us can walk away .
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turtlesalads · 8 months
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got me barking like a damn dog
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