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Arnold Schwarzenegger mpreg movie

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living up to the last name byron

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this is genuinely the funniest thing i’ve seen in weeks. love wins 🫶

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Pappy always meant well.

Dimension 20: Cloudward, Ho! Episode 7 "Melee Among the Magnamensa" bonus: spot the difference

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Brennan playing drunk, roman velociraptors is one of the funniest things he has done on d20

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shout out to applying sunscreen got to be one of the worst sensroy experiences ever created by mankind

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i was a kid asking questions like "when you say to rate my pain on a scale of 1 to 10 do you mean relative to what i have experienced before or what i could theoretically experience in the future because what if i say 8 and then later i get twenty billion papercuts and i realise relative to that this pain is a 1" and they would reply "just focus on what you know, you literally had your foot ran over by a ford focus" and id say "well exactly but it could have been both feet which i know would surely be worse" and it still took years to diagnose me as autistic

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it’s always “romeo and juliet” “dante and beatrice”. you’re forgetting the two scientists from pacific rim

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wagnussen, my beloved 💚

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Date night acticity for me and the bf: homebrewing/modifying the beastmaster ranger ❤️

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The best part of waking up

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i unironically think that the resurgence of mustache culture has brought about a male slut era that is in many ways still in its infancy but is growing day by day. hemlines are getting shorter, chest hair is growing back, tops are cropped. gone are the dark, dark days when the sluttiest thing a man could do was roll up the sleeves of his button up office shirt. we are returning to the light of mustache rides and teeny tiny swim shorts. amen.