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(via Saturday Morning Cartoons: Baopu #15) by Yao Xiao

words to remember

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I'm so used to my friend group being a little too open that for a moment I thought Daniel was a no bottom surgery trans man with a preference for keeping things smooth in his crotch area. For a second I lived in a better word.

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"Are you ok?" I'm actually tired bro. From the bottom of my heart I'm tired

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I hate when I say things like "oh I want an ipod classic but with bluetooth so I can use wireless headphones" and some peanut comes in and replies with "so a smartphone with spotify?" No. I want a 160GB+ rectangular monstrosity where I can download every version of every song I want to it and it does nothing except play music and I don't need a data connection and don't have to pay a subscription to not have ads and don't have popups suggesting terrible AI playlists all over the menus.

Gimme the clicky wheel and song titles like "My Chemical Romance- The Black Parade- Blood (Bonus Track)- secret track- album rip- high quality"

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I really need you to elaborate on the metaphor, where did you get that? (I'm not trying to be mean, this is a genuine question, I really wanna know about it and the basis. I'm super curious. Please tell me. Don't leave me outttt)

im so serious when i say rhinedottir gold makes you one million more times miserable to think abt when you interpret the abyss as a metaphor for survivors of war falling into addictive substances to cope and get through life

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Lar, lendas e loucura #1, gente no radar (parte 3):

Aquele momento que você reconhece sua pessoa favorita é sempre o melhor momento que existe.

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Like to charge reblog to cast

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This actually a great motivator

the exercise lady whose videos I follow says things like "Exercise is a celebration of what you can do, not punishment for what you ate" and "Think of some small thing you've wanted to change, and try making that change just for today so you don't stress yourself out over a major change" and "The brain craves blood"

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This is what true wisdom sounds like

Fun fact: you can avoid midlife crisis by literally simply just skipping it. Straight-up just skip being middle-aged. Once I turned 30 and aged out of the "young adult" bracket, I skipped straight into being a weird little old man. Record youngest bizarre old geezer in generations. Now if I'm lucky and play my cards right, I've got like 80 or 90 years of being a weird lttle old man left in me. If I manage to do a hundred, I'm going to start telling people that the secret to living to 130 is that I ate an entire pine cone every single day.

That, or that I can't die because heaven isn't taking me and the devil owes me money so he's avoiding me.

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Being both at the same time: Hopital

Being a little too cold: brrrr i’m a little too cold !!!

Being a little too warm: i am going to kill the next person who makes eye contact with me.

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Lar, lendas e loucura #1 - introdução, gente no radar (parte 2).

O meliante não parece muito intimidado... Por que será? Uma conhecida talvez, uma velha amiga? Vai ter que esperar a parte 3.

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The inconvenient thing about life is that half of it is all about listening to your body and letting yourself rest, and the other half is accepting that life will be uncomfortable and inconvenient sometimes and you've just go to make yourself push through your brain going Do Not Want and get the discomfort out of the way, and you never know which one it is.

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Lar, lendas e loucura #1 - introdução, gente no radar (parte 1)

Será que é gente mesmo? A Caipora tem certeza.

Finalmente estou fazendo progresso no meu quadrinho, eis que nasce a introdução.

Lar, lendas e loucura é uma entrada divertida ao folclore com uma mistura cômica de lendas e histórias bem pesquisadas com aventuras e interações vindas diretamente das vozes da minha cabeça. Vai ser instável e descontraída então espero que gostem e compartilhem com outros.

Na próxima parte vamos descobrir quem é o intruso, falem aí suas suspeitas!

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Superman isn't woke. You're just so evil that you see a man doing acts of kindness and you think it's a targeted political agenda

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I wanted to draw this weapon so bad !!!

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Latest Zhongli sketches, jiejie form included.

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It is, actually.