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this is a love story.

cherik fleabag au anyone???

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tonight i think i’ll walk alone - i’ll find my soul as i go home ✨

art for the first chapter of my dragneto fic 🥹

also can u believe this is my first x men fic where all of the men remain men?? everybody clap for lita pls

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me fr

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“We’ve come for you, Erik and I. Together”

i feel like some part of Charles genuinely believed he’d be able to have a whole family again

that he wouldn’t be alone anymore cooped up in that house with Hank

that he could be happy again

but then he turned around and saw Erik pointing a gun at him

turns out Erik is still the very same monster that left him lying on that beach eleven years ago

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Im generous enough for Christmas to give my boy Beast a Hot wife and chaotic children.

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tony: finally someone else who gets it! isn't it terrible having someone else get inside your head? to have them terrorize you from your own mind???? its ruined my life and i can't think about aliens without having a panic attack

Magneto, who came so hard from Charles tele-topping him from the other side of the country that he went blind for like twenty minutes this morning:

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Omegaverse X-men but the sub gender matches the power level.

Omega gender? Omega Class.

Jean Grey with the powers of a fiery god? Omega

Magneto who can invert the magnetic fields of the earth with a thought? Omega

Ororo Munroe, Storm, Mother Nature come again? Omega

That inadvertently creates a whole new culture in the mutant community because if a mutant comes to you and you can smell a sweet and inviting omega scent the humans may subconsciously think about the omega stereotypes of meekness or emotional instability or how they are only good to taking care of the pups and only an alpha can handle these serious affairs bla bla bla

While the mutants in the room collectively go “shit fuck shit fuck a Matriarch is here!!” and they all start to straighten themselves to both impress (because the matriarch may like you and give you protection in their pack) or make yourself less threatening (because they may hate your vibes on sight and delete you from existence WHO KNOW???)

This brings us to Charles Xavier.

Professor X, who is an Alpha level mutant (depending on the continuity) but is also an Omega Level Telepath (also depending on the continuity)

If he is an Alpha, his and Erik’s divorce has been wrecking the X-men and the Brotherhood packs for nearly 5 decades now (the x-men because they are Matriarchless which is wrecking their whole dynamics over there and their Patriarch is suddenly blind to his ex husband nearly KILLING THE PRESIDENT AGAIN CHARLES OMG?!?! and the Brotherhood because their Matriarch is going ballistic over that bald man for 50 years now and NO DONT LEAVE OUR MISSION TO SAVE YOUR EX WHAT ABOUT OUR GOALS?!?!)

If he is an Omega, the X-Men vs Brotherhood is actually both a divorce (omega/omega marriages are frowned upon but who is stopping them?) and two Matriarchs fighting over who is the better mom, provider and protector for the family (all mutant kind)

In both scenarios they meet once a month to play chess and fuck nasty

(Also as a bonus for the last scenario: Logan is classified as an Alpha level mutant…

Charles and Erik, both Omegas, wanting pups: *see Logan who is strong and capable and caring under all the grumpiness and nearly indestructible* this one will do

Logan, getting levitated by his bones: what

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Erik, on a call: Hi, my idiot son climbed up a tree and can’t get down.

Firefighter: I’m sorry, we’re only responding to fires right now.

Erik: I see.

Erik:

Erik: Give me a second.

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My favourite little x men thing is when someone is like "Give up, Magneto! You stand no chance against this plastic weapon/gun/suit I have built!"

And Magneto is like "I see. Whatever will I do."

and throws the surrounding infrastructure at them.

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part 9 !!!! i am never getting bored of making these istg (+ alex's new profile below the cut!!)

and as always, consider giving my x-men au a read if you enjoy these, i would really appreciate it!

[1/2/3/4/5/6/7/8/9/profiles]

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if I may, I would like to present two concepts... business failure boyfriends.... and metalneto bringing charles to the punk rave scene.

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what three marriages does to a mf

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Is there someone who did a Cherik / Dr.House AU yet? I mean…

Like ?

I mean if we only keep the movie Cherik, DOFP Charles can be a wonderful Dr.House.

If we use a First Class Charles, perfect Wilson.

Someone as emotionally constipated as Erik as house? With his best friend, the lovely eyes Charles always here to give him a hand?

LIKE COME ON-

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He’s the best there is at what he does, and what he does is tax evasion

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Here is the Cherik short comic! Reading right to left and please forgive my terrible English. 

movie rewrite / slight AU / no beach divorce

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every time someone yells at movie Charles for comic Charles' mistakes, an angel loses their wings

anyways, have a yap about an au I had in mind:

Imagine Charles' telepathy having a visual manifestation in the form of metaphorical wings? You can see them, you can touch them, but they're not real, aka he can't use them to fly and stuff. Each mind he touches becomes a new feather, so little Charles had like a handful of feathers, adult Charles has full wings and old Charles has like really long and fluffy wings, etc. Charles can choose whether to show his wings or not, so they're there purely for aesthetics and archives. And if Charles wants to forget someone's entire existence, all he has to do is find their feather and yank it out. Maybe, at the end of First Class, to kind of ease Charles' pain, Raven forcefully yanks her feather off and leaves, making Charles be entirely "???" when Logan shows up, talking about a blue woman he's never heard of. And maybe nobody knows Raven took the feather, so everyone's confused why Charles can't remember her. Maybe Hank even tries to find and pull out Erik's feather during the 70s, but Charles catches him in the act and gives him a long lecture about boundaries and not actually wanting to forget Erik. Idk, I just daydreamed and this popped into my head.