I hate when akinator asks that one really specific question and you know he’s fucking got you
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you know, it’s really rude to talk while I’m interrupting
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rihanna: abdasdbsadbjf weed nah nah nah sjdbfsbd cxcbxbvcxnv guh ner ner ner la da da
me:
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“I did my homework right away so I didn’t have to wait till the last minute like you..”
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parents: the real world is gonna bite you in the ass!!!!11!11
me: damn the real world a freak
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when u meet a new friend and you have no memories to talk about
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I can’t wait
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let’s see how big i can get him to go lmao
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wow thats so funny thanks facebook
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