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I have a strong intuition about how it’s going to go. It’s going to go the way I intuit it. I think I understand the way things are. I have a strong
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Okay Severance is the best show out there but I genuinely believe it would be elevated to another entire level if they add a little box in the right corner showing Ms Cobel's live reaction to everything going down in the episodes that she wasn't in
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The worst thing Lumon has done is force Milchick to dull his sparkle
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#perhaps i am in love with her yes#please please please step on me#catherine full body#katherine#katherine mcbride
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They know EXACTLY how to get me back on this app
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Well perhaps I should
there’s this church sign i pass every day that says “hurt people hurt people” and i know it’s supposed to mean like “people who are hurt, hurt people” but it sounds like a command
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I’m gonna try this I think it will make me better
new game plan called shield yourself at all times and never let anyone in . this will have no repercussions
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my head is full of swamp!!!!!!!!!! thinking through the bog rn
#the trick to happiness is never letting your mind wander#shitposting#im not good at the trick to happiness#i got a new therapist today#whatever major loser#hello to my mutuals. welcome to the swamp#youre sexy
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i love brain fog i love experiencing what it would be like if instead of a brain i had a moist towlette inside my skull
#shitposting#good morning#the clouds are in my skull today#do u ever wonder why the inner product of two particle states is lorentz invariant?#if you do dm me and ill tell you#your god isnt real
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obsessed with the Helena and Irving parallel and what it says about the aspects of our identity we think are fundamental (but aren't)...
Like Outie Irving assumes his Innie is just as radically anti-Lumon as he is. He assumes his hatred of Lumon is something ingrained in his personality! That's why he stays up at night drinking coffee and making paintings, because he hopes that when his innie dreams about the testing floor, he'll say "okay bet" and start exploring. That's what Outie Irving would do, after all. But he miscalculated! His hatred of Lumon isn't inherent--- his desire for meaning and art and spirituality is inherent. That's what his hatred for Lumon is built on. But in a world where there's no meaning outside of Lumon propaganda, of COURSE his innie would become ridiculously devoted to the company.
And Helena!! She is the corporation, that's her whole identity. She presumably assumed that Helly would be just as pro-Lumon as she is. But she miscalculated too! Her devotion to the company isn't inherent, her headstrong and entitled nature is what's inherent! And in a world where she's denied any agency whatsoever, that manifests as rebellion.
It's the same dynamic flipped on its head. They both sent their innies in there with opposite intentions--- one to take down the company, one feed the company's expansion--- only to realize that rebellion and devotion aren't inherent characteristics. Their innies have become the exact opposite of their outie selves, while still being exactly the same!! Because even though your personality is inherent, the values you hold are determined circumstantially. OUGH IT'S SO GOOD.
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irving on the phone with what I assume is some radical anti lumon group talking about "my innie got my message" is so so funny. girl he doesn't care about the goo he has a married man to fuck
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it is so funny that apparently outie irving is like deep in the conspiracy and making clandestine phone calls and sending carefully crafted subliminal messages to his innie and meanwhile innie irving has just been living a gay romantic drama and trying to fuck his coworkers. barely even going "hey what's up with this goo"
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helena is so DEVIOUS!!!!! I LOVE HER
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irving real as fuck for being like the guy i like is married i have no choice but to kill myself
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