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girl who's dating a hivemind and she's never really wanted to be infected or anything but simply enjoys having a girlfriend with like 11 bodies
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I now officially live in my dorm 💪🫡
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"I asked grok" "I asked chatGPT" well I asked my Xatu and let's just say, the future ain't looking too good right now.
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guy invites me over thinking were gonna fuck but i just instantly get attached to this cute staple remover on his desk and im like giggleing and paying attention to it and hes high key getting jealous over this staple remover and he starts like casually picking staples out of things with his fingers hoping i notice and hes like, oh this haha i just do it for fun yea i havent used that staple remover in years but he gets cut off cus he notices im not even paying attention cus im like pricking my finger on the thing now and sucking the blood off cutely and blushing and shit
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Shhhh. They're having important business talk
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6 more days >>_>
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you have to roleplay your url every time you open tumblr how screwed are you
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your dashboard is supposed to be at LEAST halfway full of shit you have no context for and fandoms you're not involved in. it is the natural way of the universe
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Ppl make fun of that genre of horny post where words are different colors but I actually think it’s funnier that this website even has customizable text colors, something most social media does not have, and that’s like the only thing ppl use it for
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I like to think my art is getting better but I cant really tell either way
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i think rabidly drawing as much as I possibly can since before graduation until now is a power move on my part because I can draw so much faster now
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