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you know what they say

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as a little boy i could only dream.... now as a young woman i can finally start my new job as an anvil

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idk how to defend myself

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girl how could someone have died 2100 years ago

ok

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First day of classes lets goo

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The king of all cosmos got a twitter account around 2008/2009 to promo katamari forever and some of his posts are really good. He's like Dril to me.

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dinner is served 🍗

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going to someones blog and they have their pronouns listed as "dey/dem" and youre like "oh ok neopronouns i havent heard of before" but then you start scrolling through deir blog and dey exclusively post in an exaggerated mafia goon voice and now you're genuinely unsure if dey use they/them but spelled it funny as part of the bit or if dey use neopronouns which are an extension of the bit

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girl who's dating a hivemind and she's never really wanted to be infected or anything but simply enjoys having a girlfriend with like 11 bodies

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I now officially live in my dorm 💪🫡

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"I asked grok" "I asked chatGPT" well I asked my Xatu and let's just say, the future ain't looking too good right now.

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guy invites me over thinking were gonna fuck but i just instantly get attached to this cute staple remover on his desk and im like giggleing and paying attention to it and hes high key getting jealous over this staple remover and he starts like casually picking staples out of things with his fingers hoping i notice and hes like, oh this haha i just do it for fun yea i havent used that staple remover in years but he gets cut off cus he notices im not even paying attention cus im like pricking my finger on the thing now and sucking the blood off cutely and blushing and shit

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Shhhh. They're having important business talk

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6 more days >>_>