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“Hey! You! Quit following me around!”

Laios: Im so sorry, it’s just your tail. I wanna touch it.

Asbestos: Oh Hell no! Go find some else’s tail to poke for fuck sake!

Laios: Forgive me, but it’s just that yours has a quality to it-

Asbestos: Look! There is this woman you should meet. She’s got a great tail and would love to show it you. Her name is Ho’olheyak and -

Laios: We’ve met. I saw her feathers first and they were so beautiful and cool and then I saw her tail. She seemed amused by my interest and squeezed me with it. I thought she might kill me, but the pressure was actually really nice. That reminds me of how I want to know about certain plants back home squeeze-

Asbestos: Dude like shut up. Seriously. I ain’t listening to this shit. I get you’re weird and you like things but I ain’t the one to be talking to about that.

Laios: I’m sorry. I can never tell if I’m being annoying or not unless people tell me.

Asbestos: …

Asbestos: *sigh* One touch. ONE! It makes me extremely uncomfortable when someone does though so I say when you stop alright?

Laios: 🥹

Asbestos: Oh don’t make that face! Get it over with already before I burn you! Also never speak of this to anyone!

Laios: Alright. Hmm. Is it always this moist?

Asbestos: Please don’t talk out loud about my tail…

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I’m very normal about him.

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You could've given me a thousand guesses as to what would be in the Arknights livestream and I still wouldn't have expected a Dungeon Meshi collab. Hell yeah.

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I love the idea of the Dunmeshi x Arknights crossover so much. Marcille's going to worry about Laios getting his head ripped off by Gavial when he asks to touch her tail but in actuality the only animal girl in Arknights he'd be interested in is this one:

Behold! The Perfect Woman!

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Muelsyse and Senshi discussing ecology with each other

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the arknights/dungeon meshi collab means laois is only one step removed from monster hunter

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you know Senshi is kind of the perfect character for a dunmeshi/arknights crossover

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the new thorns skin. my god

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opens up the arknights tag after 24 hours like im reading a newspaper. alright what'd i miss

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i leave the internet alone for one singular day and suddenly senshi arknights is real and exists. he's standing there. right in front of my eyes. i don't even know what else got announced today im just caught up processing this fucking thing. chat whshatt the fuck is goihng on

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you may be thinking "now, why this as a collab? what does arknights and dungeon meshi have in common?" and the answer is twofold:

An extremely political narrative delving into how conflict is fueled by natural disasters forcing people to meet at the intersection of race, class, and oppression

canonically autistic strategists as lead character

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THE FUCKING DUNGEON MESHI/ARKNIGHTS COLLAB??? HELLO?????? PLAYABLE SENSHI???? I KNOW THERES OTHER NEWS BUT THIS IS ALL THAT MATTERS

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Senshi coming to collab with AK during the hardest babel lore drops and victorian arc updates is the most senshi thing to do (oh and more seaborn bullshits)

Anyway happy 5th anniversary

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WELCOME TO RHODES ISLAND NEW DUNMESHI MIGRANTS!!!

Come closer. Arknights is a normal gacha.

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ARKNIGHTS CN SPOILERS

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NEW THORNS SKIN NEW THORNS SKIN GOD IS REAL

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THORNS SKIN.....