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Tumblr proposed and AO3 said yes!

hey could someone tell me why we're shipping tumblr and Ao3 now

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Only one‽‽‽

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Complete and total gaywad

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"You don't understand, man. They actually took them! They actually took my balls and inverted my dick! I was just tryna be funny y'know? But I signed up for the get-your-dick-inverted-and-your-balls-removed surgery and they actually inverted my dick and removed my balls! How was I supposed to know they would do that???"

Honestly the potential possibility that there is even a 1% chance that a confused cis person mistakenly gets a gender surgery they'll later regret should not be a reason to make gender-affirming surgeries harder to get. Not just because trans peoples' lives should be easier, but also because I find that thought to be fucking hilarious.

Like dude how do you accidentally sign up for get-your-dick-inverted-and-your-balls-removed surgery and now you're shocked that you got your dick undone and balls removed? The fuck did you think that was gonna do. lmao fucking idiot.

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The world would be much improved if rich people adhered to this caste system

(source link)

so lame that rich people tend to just wear a lot of business casual. if i had infinite money id at least get a little creative with my appearance. get my teeth replaced with diamonds or get my ears pointed by a skilled plastic surgeon or something. cmon man.

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This post is inflicting so much psychic damage on my phone that I'm typing this reblog at like 4fps

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I choose to believe that the inherent divinity of all things relates to definition #4 here (4 is the biggest number so it's clearly the most important one)

Everything is, inherently, an egg-nut fudge.

"the inherent divinity of" bro what inherent divinity 😭😭😭 everythings freaking normal

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I was honestly expecting 9 to be like- <20%. I'm impressed

Doctor vs Doctor: The Final Round

Time to choose the champion! Am I surprised by our two contenders? A bit. But they're both amazing, so I probably shouldn't be. And now, you must choose between them. Mwahaha.

Also, if you want me to run a different tournament next, feel free to make suggestions!

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Hell yeah! Oriented aroace!

“hey do you guys have any of these but with, like, more cool explosions and dragons and lightning and stuff?”

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"all men are evil" is radfem/terf rhetoric, but clarifying "all cis men" because you want to signal that you're not transphobic doesn't work because it's still deeply rooted in radfem beliefs. It's saying you believe there's something inherently evil in being born/assigned "male", and you carry it over in how you treat ppl who transition in or out of that gender. "All cis men are evil", is gender essentialist and you can't get around that.

Fucking tired of ppl who think their terf soundbites with a fresh coat of paint are sooo progressive

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Might be Aego-.

as an asexual who likes to imagine sex but doesnt actually like having sex, sometimes it just feels like sex isnt real but i wish it was. and post

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I think they're sigma

what i have been doing instead of studying...

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3x17 - Visionary

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Thank you for these OP

μ's oshi stamps

Stamp border credit | Other oshi stamps Other oshi stamps (Updated link) | Transparent chibi cedit

Feel free to use them on profiles, websites, ect, credit is appreciated!

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*after you confess your love for me* .....oooohkay lol *looks up at the night sky* Moon looks like shit today