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if you insist that anyone making queer art must be openly, loudly queer, or else it is some form of faking/baiting/etc for clout, you are a bizarre individual and i do not like you

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Cats getting caught doing crimes

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do you have an "about" page with relevant information about yourself (eg pronouns, a name you go by, etc)? only i like your blog but always feel strange about following blogs with no face so to speak

I’ve answered this before so we’re going to do this bullet points style

-If there are categories of people you don’t want to follow please assume I belong to all of them

-If you need my demographic info before you can decide if you agree with my opinion or not please disagree with my opinions

-Please assume I am up to no good - this is a good thing to assume with any blog on here - even blogs with faces may be no-faces in disguise

-All of the information you want has been posted here at one time or another if you want to know but I like having that threshold of difficulty in place - if you want to get your creep on I want you to have to work for it

-I am hoping the irony of your having sent this ask anonymously is not lost on you

And, for all bloggers everywhere, a quick reminder: you don’t owe anybody jack shit!

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GUYS. DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN WRITE CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE FICS ON AO3

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🥺

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"You are gorgeous and people love you!"

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hello tumblr user. in front of you stands a confident and outspoken character. your challenge today & forever is to consider the possibility they may simply have self-confidence and are not just faking to secretly cover up massive insecurities. good luck

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So turns out…..you guys are not gonna believe this…….but it turns out. Reading real books. Is good for you actually.

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I've been on my... best behavour

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Cate Dunlap & Sam Riordan

in THE BOYS

S04E05 | “Beware the Jabberwock, My Son”

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Verbal definitely did by the way he looks between them, lol

Did anyone else think they were about to kiss

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THE USUAL SUSPECTS 1995 | dir. Bryan Singer

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The Usual Suspects 1995 - Roger “Verbal” Kint (Kevin Spacey)

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BENICIO DEL TORO as FRED FENSTER THE USUAL SUSPECTS 1995 | dir. Bryan Singer

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The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist.

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ok major spoilers for the usual suspects under the cut don't read if you haven't seen the movie 'cause this is one you absolutely want to go in blind for

so dean keaton and verbal kint drive me fucking wild, okay? because their relationship is so layered. because everybody, everybody thinks keaton is the most dangerous guy in the room. kujan's obsessed with him. he's older, he's been doing this for longer, he's smarter than the rest of these trigger-happy maniacs, and he's charming and good-looking so of course the audience is going to look up to him-- the way verbal kint looked up to him, little verbal kint with his nonstop mouth and his big dark eyes and his bad left leg. why the hell is he even here, man? he's not a robber, not a heist man. he's a con artist, clearly the weakest link in the room. so of course he looks up to keaton. of course keaton takes him under his wing, sort of, tries to protect him during the last job, the one that blows up in their faces. tale as old as time, right?

but here's the kicker: verbal kint does not exist, and keyser soze is the most dangerous man in every room he walks into. so it's this flip of the power dynamics, right, and I think there's a lot of room to explore how fucking weird that would be for everyone involved had keaton lived long enough to talk about it. because every time he looks at this guy he's seeing double: kint and soze layered over each other. that's verbal's shy smile but the fierce cut-glass hardness in his eyes is something keaton's never seen before. he keeps verbal's limp, out of habit, maybe, but when he shoots he holds the gun with his left hand and his aim is steady. and keaton just doesn't know what to make of him but he's still fucking mesmerized and in too deep to walk away.

it's got shades of mr. white and mr. orange, actually, now that I think about it, if mr. orange had turned out to be the shark to joe cabot's big fish.