twin-yards
twin-yards
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exy is sexy B)
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twin-yards · 6 hours ago
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The reason why I can only really see Kevaaron in a platonic hookup friends with benefits kind of way is that it is just really them choosing to do that. Kevin’s codependancy with Andrew is instinctual, his obsession with Neil’s potential is something he needs, he desperately has to have for his own continued survival but with Aaron all of that…. bone-deep need I guess? Is barely there.
Like a major part of my kevaaron dynamic IS literally the fact that there’s no drama or chaos between them. Kevin can melodramatically scream at Andrew about Exy and Andrew can drag Kevin away from intensive practise and panic attacks and then he can go just inside and do video games and bitch about cleaning the dorm with Aaron. They can fuck and it’s easy and simple and fufils a need. Aaron isn’t obsessed with The Kevin Day, he’s only vaugely attracted to him to begin with and their friendship is never disrupted.
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twin-yards · 6 hours ago
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whenever i think about the medicine they had andrew on i get so fucking mad like hes not a fucking lab rat ??? why the fuck ????
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twin-yards · 6 hours ago
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The reason why I can only really see Kevaaron in a platonic hookup friends with benefits kind of way is that it is just really them choosing to do that. Kevin’s codependancy with Andrew is instinctual, his obsession with Neil’s potential is something he needs, he desperately has to have for his own continued survival but with Aaron all of that…. bone-deep need I guess? Is barely there.
Like a major part of my kevaaron dynamic IS literally the fact that there’s no drama or chaos between them. Kevin can melodramatically scream at Andrew about Exy and Andrew can drag Kevin away from intensive practise and panic attacks and then he can go just inside and do video games and bitch about cleaning the dorm with Aaron. They can fuck and it’s easy and simple and fufils a need. Aaron isn’t obsessed with The Kevin Day, he’s only vaugely attracted to him to begin with and their friendship is never disrupted.
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twin-yards · 7 hours ago
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Renee: "Kevin has a girlfriend."
Neil: "Does Kevin know this?"
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twin-yards · 7 hours ago
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whenever i think about the medicine they had andrew on i get so fucking mad like hes not a fucking lab rat ??? why the fuck ????
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twin-yards · 1 day ago
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The thing is that andrew killing tilda was the equivalent of a cat killing a mouse and dropping it at your feet, only the twins were raised as different creatures speaking different languages so instead of seeing it as the act of love and devotion it was aaron reacts with anger and disgust and fear and andrew reacts pretty much like a cat that has brought you a mouse and got kicked for his troubles aka cold resentment and faux indifference yk?
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twin-yards · 1 day ago
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Just remembered the twins worked food service and honestly Andrew’s restraint is so much better than ppl give him credit for he only beat up a few customers
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twin-yards · 1 day ago
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riko the fumbler this riko the fumbler that. Kevin Day set up the two people he had homoerotic relationships with (jean and andrew) with his celebrity crush (jeremy) and the guy who was celebrity crushing on him (neil). like Kevin Day fumbled andreil so hard the guy who dedicated years of his life to a stalker binder of him couldn't go five seconds without calling him a bitch and the guy who dedicated himself to protecting him nearky choked him to death in a bus. mf is the Real fumbler in this series i fear
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twin-yards · 1 day ago
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Pt. 2 (Pt. 1, Pt. 3) of Sunshine Court fake tweets because I have a problem and actually can’t stop making them
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twin-yards · 1 day ago
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pt.100!! <pt.99
she’ve died. for now but that scrap is radioactively decaying more and more by the second. she’s like a sourdough
texts are aaron from seth’s phone, seth from katelyn’s phone, then kevin from katelyn’s phone
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twin-yards · 1 day ago
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as much as i love kevaaron its such a funny concept to me. like imagine being neil and your number 1 opp and your celebrity crush get together i'd be pissed
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twin-yards · 1 day ago
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as much as i love kevaaron its such a funny concept to me. like imagine being neil and your number 1 opp and your celebrity crush get together i'd be pissed
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twin-yards · 2 days ago
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Just casually caressed his back in front of everyone, Neil WAKE UP
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twin-yards · 2 days ago
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I NEEDED TO DRAW THIS PICTURE
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twin-yards · 2 days ago
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HWDDT Chapter 15
Nicky: I bet people think Anastasia is Allison and Seth's kid
Kevin: No way, she looks nothing like them
Aaron: Yeah, she's literally a mini Neil
Neil:
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Andrew: I bet people think she's Wymack's kid
Kevin:
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twin-yards · 3 days ago
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cigarette flavored ice cream
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twin-yards · 3 days ago
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most neil moments of all time collection:
calling kevin a deadweight has been and immediately running way
"whatd you do, run here?" "walked. 😐"
you know, i get it
telling bee the rest of the team is mental... baby girl look in the mirror
getting a pair of nice new boots from andrew and immediately imagining what it would be like to kick his face in
upending a glass of water on the floor and then throwing it at aaron
paying a bus boy $100 to knock him out
being told to keep his phone on and immediately turning it off after hanging up
shoving andrews hand up his shirt in front of like half a dozen people
learning andrew is afraid of heights and being like well if it makes you feel better it's more likely you'll die in a car accident than a plane crash :)
in the middle of getting kidnapped and telling lola she looks like a strung out whore
"are you stupid?" "yeah."
when the girl asks for his number and he's like what for 😐.
i have a bit of an attitude problem.
you're going to eat those words and you're going to choke on them.
"you plan on wearing the same six outfits over and over again this year?" "eight. and yes. 😑"
picking up andrews old cigarette and taking a drag while making eye contact with him on the roof from the ground and doing his two finger salute. HUGE fag moment.
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