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i made a quiz

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Books you’ll probably read in high school

Basically what they are

Romeo & Juliet: for the love of GOD just COMMUNICATE

The Scarlet Letter: if you ignore the old English, it’s just the author making fun of puritans, Hester Prynn being a badass, and two men who literally drive each other crazy. Bravo

Julius Ceaser: tf Brutus. Shit bitch friend.

The Grapes of Wrath (by Steinbeck): wow this is depressing

Of Mice and Men (also by Steinbeck): wow this is super depressing

The Pearl (guess who): is John Steinbeck okay?

The Crucible: you can say that Abigail was the antagonist but fuck you. She’s the unsung hero. Like, 16 years old and gets taken advantage of by a grown ass, married man. I WISH I had the power to start the chaos that was the witch trials, basically rule the town, and then rob my uncle and run away to Boston. An icon. I stan.

Death of a Salesman: can we read something that doesn’t make me feel suicidal

The Great Gatsby: *sigh*

Macbeth: I’ll tolerate this because witches

Beowulf: is Beowulf a dick or do I just tend to hate these protagonists

Hamlet: the lion king was better

Lord of the Flies: also depressing BUT the author was a teacher at an all boys school and got sick of them and the sudden rise of the “British school children go on adventures” genre pissed him off so much that he wrote a book about them absolutely LOSING IT (“the degradation of society”) and EVERY CHARACTER IS BASED OFF A KID IN HIS CLASS AND IF THAT ISNT THE FUNNIEST SHIT YOUVE EVER HEARD THEN IDK WHAT IS

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Even more random lotf memes.

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A random collection of lotf memes

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Even more random lotf memes. (That have probably already been done.)

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Jack @ Piggy in Chapter 4: 

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LOTF AU where everything is the same except Piggy wears these

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Me: I really loved Simon through the majority of the book! He had good morals and he didn’t deserve what happened.

Person: Oh Simon was my least favorite character lol he was just really boring to read about

Me:

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simon: aw fiddlesticks! that really ruffles my prickles!!

maurice: PLEASE just say FUCK

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Simon: maybe there isn’t a beast..

Jack and Roger:

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LotF characters as Spongebob quotes:

Ralph and Piggy: ‘All hail the magic conch!’

Ralph: ‘It took us THREE DAYS to make that potato salad. THREE DAYS!’

Piggy: ‘We’re just a clever visual metaphor to personify the abstract concept of thought.’

Jack: ‘I’m ugly and I’m proud!’ (Also 'F is for fire that burns down the whole town.’)

Roger: 'This isn’t your average everyday darkness. This is… ADVANCED darkness!’

Maurice: 'Is mayonnaise an instrument?’

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I’m so great (fun shenanigans up in discord again)

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i'm making a lotf theme project for art hw but its not done yet :/// basically i have to do it inspired off of travis bedel (great artist) but idk how to fuccin draw dude and ive already put it off and its due for tomorrow :) literally my life is a tragic mess, will post when its done just bear with me plss uwu