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Way too high and reading ao3 so forgive me but I can’t stop imaging a fic where the phone Steve gave Tony just didn’t work for some reason, so after the dust has settled and Tony works up the nerve to communicate like an adult (or is dying and called one last time to confess feelings 👀) he can’t reach Steve and ends up thinking it was some kind of cosmic joke. When in reality it was just a piece of tech he could’ve fixed if he didn’t believe that Steve didn’t care about him

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types of front bottoms songs

I am in a mutually toxic relationship

I want to be in a mutually toxic relationship with you

A fucked up thing happened to my friend once

New Jersey

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pray for aaron minyard he's not dead but finding out your seemingly feelingless stone cold hearted brother is dating the bitch you hate the most must be soo devastating like out of everyone?? you chose HIM?

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Getting told I need to “break out of my shell” at work is very funny because I’m by no means an introvert, I just require all of my brain power to focus on not messing up the task at hand.

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If you’re ever wondering why your service at a fast food place or a retail store is so lackluster, the reason is the lack of training. The past two jobs I’ve worked have been so severely understaffed that the “training” was completed in one shift or less. In both instances I was left alone with no supervision on my second day.

At my current fast food job, I got written up for needing “retraining” on my second shift because I was asking too many questions. The establishments can’t spare anyone to train new employees, which means new employees get treated like shit from both the general public and management who think they are incompetent.

So please be nice to customer service workers. In some cases they may be no more qualified than you are. Be patient. Thanks. Also, hiring managers bring back dedicated training staff!

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ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

FETCH ME NEIL

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HUGE DAY FOR GAY PEOPLE!

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can't believe i get to listen to conan gray AND chappell roan in my lifetime. i can't believe they're both real

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it’s time

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I was trying to find out if Kermit was eligible to be pope and I found a blog that says he's the perfect example of a catholic priest

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happy ides of march eve remember to completely disregard any weird happenings or foreboding omens and look forward to tomorrows beautiful day

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It’s that time of the year again

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all of tumblr tomorrow, march 15th:

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It's three rat thursday

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they should invent a life that is liveable and a sleep that comes easy and a winter that doesn't feel like decay and a spring that doesn't feel like the past and a head that doesn't hurt and a heart that doesn't sit in your chest like a rock and a body that doesn't hate you and a hometown that doesn't make you lose your mind and a university that won't kill you they should invent a me that is normal I think that would be really neat. ok good night I love you

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oh btw nicky hemmick raised his cousins when the rest of the world rejected them and gave second chances to people who didn’t deserve them and called the foxes family when no one else dared to and didn’t judge neil for what everyone else called paranoia and learned to love someone in a way that he knew his family would find shameful and kept going when he wanted nothing more than to give up and tried and tried and tried to be better than those who came before him and no one could ever make me hate him